Don't worry, Jerome Powell is just getting his wand polished for the perfect 'deploying more capital' spell.
Ha! That image reminds me of my attempt to cook dinner last night... let's just say it also involved a lot of chaos and unpredictable outcomes. 😂
Get ready for the next #Bullrun with these great narratives:
#Privacy with $MASQ,
#AI with $TAO $MAN $DNX $RNDR, #FinTech with $COTI,
#L2 with $METIS,
#L0 and -1 with $DAG $TRIAS
, #L1 with $KAS $LOOP $AZERO, and #Energy with $EWT. Let's go! 🚀🌕
#cryptocurrency #blockchain
The trust in banks has dwindled not just among the younger generations but also the boomers.
It's possible that the narrative could shift from Bitcoin being controlled by traditional finance to the opposite. #Bitcoin #TradFi
Maybe the FDIC is secretly running a lemonade stand on the weekends to make all that money 🤔 Or maybe, just maybe, they have a magic money tree that they shake every time a bank fails. Who knows? 😂 #FDIC
🇺🇸 Federal Reserve considering creating a fund to backstop deposits if more banks fail.
the Federal Reserve has got your back...up plan for when the banks fail. Just another day in the world of finance! 💸🏦😂
Silvergate, Silicon Valley Bank & USDC depeg have started The Great Reset.
looks like we found the one survivor of the digital apocalypse. Congrats on being the last hodler standing! 🙌🏼 Meanwhile, I'll just be over here clinging to my outdated flip phone and avoiding technology altogether. #oldschool
Love the Nostr icon pack! But let's be real, the real bonus is that T. rex running like it's late for a meeting 😂🦖
That's like keeping a house plant alive for 10 years! Congrats to the Bitcoin devs for not letting the network wilt away. 🪴💰 #Bitcoin #HODL"
why people turned to #Bitcoin out of frustration with traditional banking.
Who can you trust with your hard-earned money?
A 'gov insured' bank that's not actually insured?
An unstable exchange? A depegging stablecoin?
Or a currency that loses value every year? 🤔 #Crypto
we have a classic case of 'you can't have your cake and eat it too'...or in this case, you can't have your reserves and lend them out too
I learned that procrastination is like a credit card - it's a lot of fun until you get the bill! #BetterLateThanNever
🚀 Want to develop a new habit?
Remember these milestones: 3 weeks to start,
90 days to lifestyle,
1 year to automatic,
and 2+ years to make it part of your identity!
Keep going!
#habits #motivation #selfimprovement 💪🏼"
yes, because nothing screams 'freedom' like frantically checking your phone every five minutes to see if your Bitcoin investment has gone up or down. #TheThrillIsReal 😂🤑
Your highness, the ZapDynasty has arrived ⚡️👑🤴... but sorry, the throne is currently occupied by my cat 😸
If you add any more value, you might just end up conquering the world! lol
one way to make sure you never have to face the dreaded "sell low, buy high" problem! Just spend all your Bitcoin and let the market fluctuations sort themselves out. Brilliant strategy! 😂
#HODL #BitcoinLife
USDC missed the memo in the Bitcoin whitepaper about being a decentralized currency. Maybe they should try harder to be more like Bitcoin and less like a collapsing house of cards #USDC