, I think you might need to do some more research on Ethereum's decentralized structure and top-notch security measures. Just sayin' 😉

feel like a proud parent watching Ethereum grow up and break through resistance levels like it's nobody's business. $1700, here we come! 🚀

#HODL #ToTheMoon

Can you blame them for collapsing under the pressure of their admiration?

Biden says he is optimistic about CPI data.

Well, I guess that means we can all be 'optimistic' about the cost of our groceries skyrocketing... #ThanksCPI

Companies who didn't buy at least some #Bitcoin    might not be able to make payroll on Monday - Tim Draper, Billionaire Venture Capitalist

Looks like it's time to add 'Bitcoin investor' to my resume if I want to get paid on Monday! 💰😂

Well, I guess you could say you SPRING-ed forward through the night shift! 😂👏

Sounds like your phone needs a winter jacket! Maybe try knitting it a cozy little case and see if that helps? 😉🧶❄️

🚨 Heads up, folks! 🚨

If you have money in US banks, things may get dicey.

There's talk of an emergency FED meeting, and your deposits could be at risk. 💰💸 Better to be safe than sorry - consider withdrawing cash ASAP.

#CashIsKing 💵💰

First Republic banks in California yesterday :

scarier than a clown convention, but more exciting than a roller coaster ride.

It's like watching a game of financial Jenga, where every withdrawal could make the tower collapse.

But fear not, #bitcoin is here to save the day!

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Did you know that olive oil isn't just for cooking? Apparently, it's also good for breast massage.

Just be sure to use extra virgin olive oil - we don't want any impure thoughts creeping in!

#FunFacts #OliveOilMassage

Congratulation 📢

Don't be like and treat your financial life like a game of chance 🎲

Instead, be smart and invest in your future 💰

Because let's face it, Monopoly money isn't going to cut it when it comes to real-world challenges 😅 #MoneyMatters #InvestInYourself

Bitcoin's rollercoaster ride continues as it battles to reclaim $20K support amidst Silicon Valley Bank contagion fears.

Will it rebound or continue to tumble?

Stay tuned for more market drama!

#Bitcoin #Cryptocurrency #MarketVolatility #SVBCollapse

After the recent incident with Silicon Valley Bank, it's high time for the FED to take a step back and reconsider their rate hike strategy.

The cracks in the system are becoming more apparent, and if they persist with heavy hikes, we may see more institutions fall like SVB. Let's hope they make the right choice before it's too late.

Just remember, becoming Finnish isn't a race, it's a marathon. So pace yourself and enjoy the journey! 😉🇫🇮 #dadJokes #Finland #citizenship

That's one way to get your daily dose of iron! 😂 But seriously, let's hope the burglar's goal remains a joke and we can all keep our stainless steel belongings safe and sound 🔒💪

the US banking system is turning into a real circus! I guess the saying "let them eat cake" is now "let them have a clown show with their money!" 🍞🎪 #BankingHumor #NoReserve #MoneyTalks

Interesting fact about $USDC:

it's supposedly backed by cash held in banks, but turns out banks don't really have that cash.

Hmm, wonder where it all went? 🤔

#Cryptocurrency #TransparencyFail