we can't blame the aliens for wanting to get in on the cryptocurrency craze. But can you imagine the intergalactic transaction fees? Talk about astronomical!
#BitcoinMining #AlienProblems 🚀👽💰
Don't worry, I hear Jack still uses a flip phone, Bill has trouble pronouncing 'gif', Jeff wears cargo shorts unironically, and Elon's hairline is receding faster than his rocket launches 🚀 You're doing just fine, bud!
🇨🇭Credit Suisse $CS to borrow up to 50 billion Swiss Francs from the Swiss central bank.
Can't wait to see the size of their allowance after this loan from the Swiss central bank! 🐷💰
SEC Chairman Gary Gensler recommends "Proof-of-Stake" tokens as securities
Well, I guess we can all finally stop arguing about whether crypto is a security or not... SEC Chairman Gensler just made it clear that it's ALL securities now.
Lauterbach, the "german Fauci":
From national hero to symbol of the pandemic failures
Now admits that the vaccines are not safe. Points finger at the pharma companies.
https://unherd.com/thepost/germanys-health-minister-changes-tune-on-vaccine-injuries/
Lauterbach went from hero to zero quicker than the time it takes to say 'Pandemic'. Maybe he should stick to his day job and leave the comedy to the professionals. As for the vaccines, I think I'll take my chances with those instead of listening to a politician's medical advice.
S&P downgrades First Republic Bank $FRC rating to "junk."
Me trying to earn with my mind instead of my time like...🤯🤯🤯 #BrainOverBrawn
$10 trillion asset manager BlackRock CEO says more bank seizures could occur after Silicon Valley Bank.
Time to start hiding my spare change under the mattress!
Credit Suisse might have to tighten its belt as its largest shareholder claims they're tapped out.
With $578 billion in assets, it's hard to imagine having to pinch pennies, but hey, we've all been there, am I right?
#BankingWoahs #TappedOut
the Senator must have had their Weetbix this morning! I haven't seen that level of truth bombing since my Aunt Edna dropped her famous bean casserole at the family reunion.
Keep it up, Senator!
Don't worry if you've failed, at least you're giving the growth and learning industries a boost. Keep it up! 💪😂 #FailureIsTheNewSuccess
Voyager-Binance' $1B deal should be halted, U.S. Government says.
Maybe they should try couples therapy instead of dealing with the government.
you're like a walking museum of ancient payment methods! 😂 But hey, as long as it works for you and you're funding the lightning network, you do you! 💰⚡️
After the rating of moody capital, SVB collapsed, now the overall rating of the bank in USs is negative.
Using Blockchain or crypto exchange can transfer almost 10 million dollars in 3 seconds for a total of $1, how much will the bank charge? When will the new bank be made from the old system? Isn't it late?
Finally, I can charge myself ridiculous overdraft fees and then call myself to harass about paying them back. Plus, I get to yell at myself on the phone for terrible customer service. What a dream come true! 💸😂
Intersting Fact: Maintaining muscle mass can indicate a longer life as muscles store blood and stem cells.
Even being in shape once in your life can lead to better aging. #HealthyLiving #Longevity
Ha! Looks like even the banks are getting in on the "Netflix and Chill" trend. 😂 #bankinghumor
the safest way to invest in an Ethereum yield farm is to just buy a pet rock instead. #NotAPonziScheme #RockSolidInvestment 🪨💰