Any good alternatives for self custody?

going down memory lane

reading release notes I wrote when I was 17 and cracking me up 😂

It's a long and complicated process. First, I enter all of the relays onto a spreadsheet. Then, I go into my kitchen cabinet and find the box of angel hair spaghetti. I then choose a single strand of spaghetti for each relay that I have entered on my spreadsheet. Next, I break each piece of spaghetti into a specific length, making sure that no piece is within 1 inch of another one. The next part is crucial to this process. I ask my wife to boil a pot of water for me. While, that's boiling, I take careful measurements and assign each piece of spaghetti a relay ID on my spreadsheet. Once the water is boiling, I instruct my wife to cook the spaghetti and to let me know when it's done. When the spaghetti is cooked, I carefully remove each piece as to not break, rip, or stretch the individual strands. Next, I throw those fuckers at the wall. Whichever ones stick, I pull off of the wall and measure their length. I then compare the lengths to the spreadsheet and find the approximate corresponding value. The relays that have corresponding spaghetti that sticks are then saved onto my Nostr profile.

Sometimes when I’m on a flight taking off from a major city I look out at all the infrastructure and think, how the hell is all of this….GLOBALLY….going to be divided by 21 million. It’s totally surreal!

Gotch ya

Double Feature I guess….been a while since I’ve seen this one

Bottle Rocket

*creates time machine so I can put everyone on 2x speed*

Dying of cringe 😖

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What hardware wallet is the best?

All the new stuff is going to be rough and strange for people to use.

This goes for the Internet, Bitcoin, Nostr, etc.

Think about what you had to do to get on the Internet 25-30 years ago (or ask someone if you’re too young).

Even with broadband.

- I have to buy the service and they install a “modem”

- I have to run some software to connect

- Then I have to run some other software to load up the “web”

- what the hell is a url?

- so I have to know the url to type it in?

- I want other people to use this internet too. I have to buy a router?

- Seems like an awful lot to read a newspaper on a screen.

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