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That only happens at conferences and stuff like that. Luckily, everyone wears masks and keeps a safe 6 foot distance from one another to avoid you-know-what.

Like the hold music while waiting for a live Customer Service Representative at the Motor Vehicle Administration.

āœ… no plot

āœ… lots of profanity

āœ… nudity

As would be an adult-themed horror movie

Don’t count your chickens, as they say, even though this is a relatively-new arena of people.

Case in point: the carnivore diet.

Who’s posting pics of their all-steak meals? Smiling, well-built men, of course, who feel the only emotion that real men feel: hunger.

That’s because, when dudes are hungry, they eat dead stuff and become more badass. That badassness makes them hungry to work out, drink beer, and get laid. That’s the circle of life, bro.

You see, the reason for that is because men were made to eat meat, not like you women who eat stuff like fruit and vegetables and whatnot. That nutrition crap is as fake as spray-on dirt on a brand new Jeep.

Ladies, welcome to the #nostr.

I regret to inform you that, although nostr is a protocol and not an app,

it is still a place where the vast majority of its inhabitants are guys, clinging to a desperate hope that they might find romance in a land of text and memes.

In the absence of actual romance, however, these sad souls will scroll desperately for any momentary satisfaction; as one would try to drink from a cactus after days in the desert.

Don’t hold your breath, there’s plenty of obvious AI art here, but almost all of it is about bitcoin and Satoshi. nostr:note1r0xlpkrwmzkgzr593chgyajtj6v4yag8ajfwn09yx63ve64shsssxug2gz

you ought to post a picture of a large steak to get everyone’s attention.

The most overlooked ā€œalternativeā€ medium of exchange is the barter system wherein your ā€œcold walletā€ is your set of talents and abilities.

Develop those, don’t buy them, and your resume becomes your public key.

There are popular people in every scene.

Nostr is not a single app, but there are some folks who obviously have quite a lot of pull in the #nostr world.

#plebchain #grownostr

Would there be any viable subscription model wherein the product or service offered could be purchased ahead of time using a payment method which has fluctuating value?

Would the early adopters need to be offered a refund or an invoice for additional required payment based on the payment method’s value as time passes?

PV

#meme

#memestr

#grownostr #plebchain

Bitcoin is to fiat

as

Hot Wheels are to Automobiles

Automobiles lose value the moment they leave the dealership, are costly to maintain and ALL eventually break down.

Hot Wheels are fundamentally better. They don’t have a Bluetooth connection for your brain implant or scissor doors or whatever.

They won’t win you money at the quarter mile or help you pick up chicks.

But finding a special edition Hot Wheels vehicle in a little toy shop while you’re on an errand is better than any car or truck, because it makes you remember the best part of being a kid, at a really cool time in history, hanging out, collecting toys, not worried about cell phones or $300 sneakers.

Just hanging out with friends.

#LFG #grownostr #plebchain

Srsly nostr:note1g4y73azjt2fur5ul6fuqtxpcktg72ztluqfneax8aqq5f2mhu3aqgmzk8v

Then of course there’s this guy with all the answers nostr:note1ng3fgt4dzmhfef8as7zkxq8gfl4qvurz6xue0artsurqdjvwj5xskv7kly