Lots of new nostriches here today! Welcome! As long as I can afford it, 500 starter sats for everyone replying to this note.

Make sure you're zap-able!

I'll hit everyone while my wallet holds out.

And.. Go!

I’m late to the party; what does this mean?

I am testing zap all on nostrgram. Please reply to this email the reply must contain the word aussie. I will zap out 100 sats for a total of 1000. I have no odea if what im trying will work

anyone know what this is?

CSW is a FRAUD

#[0]

Haven’t done this in a bit, so:

If you’re not yet on my paid relay at wss://nostr.uselessshit.co and you’d like to try it, I’m giving away free admissions 🤙

Just comment with ⚡️ for a chance to get one.

I’ll pick 5 people at random in about an hour 😉

Added

wss://nostr.libertasprimordium.com

I want to push the limits of my relay by serving as many users as possible.

Please add it to your relay list.

I'll zap the first 100 or so people who repost this note. ⚡

82 1,000,000 sat⚡️ left to go

Super annoying that they ditched SMS support. This has been my default messaging app for a few years now. Now I'm trying to get all my normie friends and fam to switch to Signal so they'll stop using SMS altogether.