F! your financial advisor 🖕🏻

🚨 Strategy has acquired 1,229 BTC for ~$108.8 million at ~$88,568 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 23.2% YTD 2025.
https://video.nostr.build/980fab80734d492f3306d9cac1684ae39e95c61c42ce376a82ff7cb03cfae2aa.mp4
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑

My wife said it’s time to stop 🥺
https://video.nostr.build/54b4e1d6689af06a11327c73275f49cc2b1063c25ebe23e885daf6534bbde935.mp4
Billion dollar business idea ☝🏻

The perfect phone case doesn’t ex…

what opening this app feels like throughout the day

People who bought Silver at $30 this year
https://video.nostr.build/13c27d017c154dcc57ca2f39e90e72764f5b09364f2306c12b8b3907199b7293.mp4
Npubs*
It is, but that was litterally another Jeep and I couldn’t pull up beside him to swap nouns
How it feels to be unemployed
https://video.nostr.build/f81da7af3dc51788821229f728bbaf7efdeaee5a8560302b7229eac0075c9f87.mp4
A daycare, but no kids…

Somalian daycares with 0 children:
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Bruh…
I dated 3 girls in the city until one got pregnant, now I drive an SUV in the suburbs 😅


