Without quills, getting washed might feel mighty fine... It's like a backrub in terms of being a precursor 😏
>Insert Jack Nicholson from the Shining breaking the door down with a 3' bong GIF
I mean, YOU know how good it feels to be freshly clean, man...
Um...
They'll be a lot more comical tripping all the time...
>Tequila
🤮. Though, Tequila Aunt seems like Wine Aunt with a rap sheet with at least one assault violation.
See... Why do you lob these innuendo softballs at me?
That's for what I'm here
s/think/hope
As a parent, you frequently can't wait until your child is asleep so you and the spouse can have sex, but you can never say, "I can't wait until my kids goes to bed so I can get laid.", because it will never sound right...
My wife makes a fucking fire Korean fried chicken sandwich
>disowned
Can't lose nationality though. You'll never work off being a leafblower...
Worst. Country Song. EVER!