My partner left me because they think l'm too insecure.
No wait, they're back, they just went to get a coffee. 😵💫
I found my first grey
pubic hair today.
Normally things like this
don't bother me, but it
was in my Big Mac. 🫢
Hey # nostritches
I've been trying to break up with an Optician recently...it's really hard!
Every time l tell her l can't see her any more,
she moves an inch closer and says,
'How about now?' 😒
A friend opened a new strip club he called it
THE G-SPOT
After a week, he's had to close it as most men
couldn't find it. 😊
Second Thoughts
My mate John Tickle was really excited about marrying his girlfriend Tess.
Tess, however wasn't to sure about her new name! 🤔
So let me get this straight....Women wear Fake Hair, Nails, Lashes, Contacts. Buy Fake Tits, Lips, Ass, & get Botox...
But want a Real Man???? 😵💫
Oversight!
I can't believe l forgot to
go to the gym again today.
That's seven years in a row.
🏃🏃♀️🤾♂️🤼♂️
My boss called today and demanded
to know where l'd been all week,
as he hadn't seen me at work.
I told him l'd been in all week but
that l now identified as invisible
and he couldn't see me....
I,m now TRANSparent and my pronouns
are 'who/where'. 🫣
More! That could point to you being an Extreme Redneck When!
You have been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
You let your. 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
🫢
You Know You're An Extreme Redneck When!
The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
Or you can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
😑