Where the hell do I have to go to find an upscale resort that isn't overrun by instawhores?
A lot of us have retirement funds stuck in TradFi
You can't, but a lot of us have retirement funds stuck in the TardFi system.
Except there are edge cases like when someone wheels a large lightweight cart into the elevator. Scale can't detect that there's no usable floor space.
The balanced Bitcoiner portfolio:
Spaces vs Tabs
I've been using this Turing test for a year and it hasn't let me down yet.
Buying shirts is shorting Bitcoin amirite?
It's been 4 years since remote work surged in popularity and yet a bunch of you are still showing your bed or kitchen in the background of video calls
Have some self respect and invest $100 in a green screen FFS!
Consider using the raw data from my repo https://github.com/jlopp/bitcoin-exchange-rates-block-height
Just realized my latest hardware testing project is going to require a total of 500 rounds of signing. 🫠
How many neanderthals run their own nostr relay? 🤔
You know (one reason) why I love nostr?
You can call a spade a spade.
You can call a retard a retard.
On X I have to expend more energy coming up with a highbrow convoluted way of politely telling people they're fucking idiots.
The day after Reddit locks my account for the second time, they send me an email offering me IPO shares for being an OG user. Talk about mixed signals!
COIIIIIIIINBAAAAAAAASE *shakes fist*
