Peanut butter is better bait for mouse traps than cheese.
Hopefully you never need this knowledge!
Bitcoin up.
Coinbase down.
It's practically a law of physics!
Please enable zaps!
Why the hell are half of the AA & AAA batteries in my long term stash completely dead? They claim to be good for another 6 years. Both Energizer & Duracell.
Mastodon client release notes are unique.
for some reason I can't see your quoted mostr.pub notes on Amethyst but I can see them on Primal...
/cc nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z
Yep, I learned about that when I wrote my first transaction indexer. 🫠
As of today the US Presidential race is officially what many have been expecting for the past year: a choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. 
A word of warning if you're thinking of uploading controversial images: don't use https://sovbit.host or https://sove.rent/ because they'll get removed.
On the other hand, nostr.build and nostrage.com appear to be solid hosts.
Not gonna lie, I do have plans to spend some of my bitcoin:
1. Invest in / donate to organizations building freedom enhancing technology
2. Construct a self sufficient citadel
3. Acquire more weapons & defense systems
4. Pay for advanced longevity medical treatments so that I can watch the nocoiners die of old age
I can already tell that X is going to be insufferable this bull market.
🤦🏻♂️ 
Xitter got pretty upset when I mentioned that I posted the Swift deepfakes on nostr and there's nothing they can do about it.
But we have learned that meta posts about posting Swift deepfakes won't get your X account banned! 😏
The crazy thing is that the guillotine was arguably more humane than most modern forms of execution.
Use an exif metadata stripping tool like "scrambled exif" to clean your images before posting them.
Or use GrapheneOS which has a hardened camera app that doesn't save exif data in the first place.
Double rainbow, y'all!
But then I'd be vulnerable to something going wrong and me not waking up to respond to it. 🤷♂️
Big city life:
1 AM: police banging on the door across the hall and yelling for them to open up because they got a phone call that something was wrong.
3 AM: air conditioner decides to start screeching.
5 AM: some jackass drives by blaring music so loudly it sounded like it was in the room.
6 AM: recycle truck dumps huge bins of glass.
Yeah I'm thinking it's less about money and more about time required to reach the location.