Nope, they're (in their own words) ponzifying testnet. I have receipts, will publish a postmortem when I'm done.
Phase 2 of my griefing of Bitcoin Testnet has commenced. 🫠
Finally got to meet ZmnSCPxj at MIT Bitcoin Expo 🥳
So little time.
So many tyrants to fuck with.
"High on chain fees are pricing out my Bitcoin use case!" 
I know nothing about Pokemon
Today I'm publishing some little known halving related history. Meet ditto-b!
What's the best eye candy halving dashboard?
I have a joke about trickle down economics, but most of you won't get it.
There are some degens who are trading testnet coins and other testnet tokens for real value and they're upset about my griefing attack this week.
They've been taunting me that I'm wasting my resources on the attack.
Little do they know that the 563 blocks I've mined on the past 3 days only cost me $0.03 worth of electricity. 😏
Nor do they suspect what's coming next!
Has anyone had success adding muscle while on a low carb diet? In my experience it's great for losing fat but is a huge challenge for gaining muscle.
If so, what's the trick?
I have a theory that if a sufficiently decentralized test network remains in operation long enough, it will accrue value.
While we can't kill testnet3, we can abandon it to the degens.
As a full-time VPN user you also end up becoming an expert at solving cutting edge CAPTCHAs.
It should be borderline illegal for a server hosting provider to only offer Linux versions that are 4+ years old. Becomes a huge pain in the ass to build recent C++ software with obsolete libraries!
At least a quarter of my thoughts that I consider posting never get sent... because I decide they would leak too much information about me.
In the most fiat possible resolution to this month-long ordeal, I found my account manager's boss and emailed him, explaining my frustration. An hour later and the account manager had magically fixed all the account balances.