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ooooo
I want a pretzel.
With that flaky salt and some honey mustard what like they put in them little ramekins at the state fair.
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ooooo
I want a pretzel.
With that flaky salt and some honey mustard in what like they like the put in them little ramekins at the state fair.
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I can fly.
I think there's something wrong with your hand. It looks .. unwell.
Yo, it finally happened.
They were gravely mistaken, or a dirty goddamned liar when they told you that I set good examples.
Maybe they were drunk?
I'm ten kinds of high right now.
I should be ignored. Ya know, for posterity, or whatever other bullshit capitalist crap.
Suuuuuper not sorry you are "tired of hearing" that I'm just gonna stay home. The pool is tempting. I don't have to answer your questions about why I wanna just sit in my bed and eat ice cream and peanut butter. Just deal with it.
I do. It's not that hard.
::carefully dodging invitation from my neighbors::
I am just so not in the mood.
No, no!
Stay.
I already asked Magda to make up one of the guest suites.
She'll be crushed.
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Was it Dick Cheney? I'm imagining a (somehow) smaller Dick Cheney with tusks, a bandolier, and and an M16.
HAHAHAHAHHA
War Pig.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.
DEVIL BIRDS!
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Actually, I'm the one saying "Wrong socks. Don't care where your little boat came from."
It's a hill I'm prepared to die upon. I'll strip down to my underoos and socks and just DIE.
h/t nostr:npub10c5la6t4u0lp9u8e83n88vtn00y855tvf3pe8643cj5ykuuxv3zqllzgs5 for the cucumber salad recipe.
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That is exactly what I am saying.
Pair it with some wingtips and a half Windsor, and you could own Goldman Sachs next week! It's all about contrast, Bette.
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Lies!
Vicious lies!
In the immortal words of Nathan Lane in The Birdcage: "One does want a hint of color."
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No.
Socks should never be black or white. They should match other underoos in pattern or color though. At the very least (in the case of black underoos, for instance) the color of the sock should lie opposite on a color wheel to that of the pant. Also, I don't think anyone wears sneakers anymore. Feels like a vestige of the early 90's.