BlueWallet Shutting Down Custodial Lightning Wallet on April 30th: Remove Funds ASAP
https://www.nobsbitcoin.com/bluewallet-shutting-down-custodial-lightning-wallet-remove-funds/
Story time 🤓📖 - PV 💜💜💜
Once upon a time, there was a little bird named Elon who had big dreams of controlling the world. He decided to start his conquest by taking over his local bird feeder.
He would perch on top of the bird feeder and boss all the other birds around, making them wait for their turn to eat. Not only that, but he even made up rules and regulations for the birds to follow. They didn't like it, but they were afraid of him, so they obeyed.
One day, Elon saw a beautiful purple ostrich walking by and thought to himself, "Wow, that bird is huge! I should try to control him too!" So, he flew down and perched on the ostrich's back.
Hey, you! Elon squawked. I'm in charge here! You need to listen to me!
The ostrich, who was used to being the biggest bird around, was taken aback by Elon's audacity. He turned his head to look at Elon and raised one eyebrow. Excuse me? He said.
Elon puffed out his chest and repeated, I said, I'm in charge here! You need to listen to me!
The ostrich couldn't believe what he was hearing. Are you serious? He said. You're a tiny bird, and you want to boss me around? That's hilarious!
Elon didn't appreciate the ostrich's tone and replied, I'm not joking! I'm serious! Now do what I say!
The ostrich rolled his eyes and decided to have a little fun. He pretended to follow Elon's orders, but as soon as Elon turned his back, the ostrich would do the opposite.
Elon was so busy bossing the other birds around that he didn't notice what the ostrich was doing. But when he finally turned around to check on the ostrich, he saw that the ostrich had been eating all the birdseed.
Hey! Elon screeched. I told you to wait your turn!
The ostrich just chuckled and said, Sorry, I didn't hear you. Maybe you should try yelling a little louder.
Elon was getting frustrated, but he refused to give up. He gave the ostrich more orders, but the ostrich continued to ignore him.
Finally, Elon ordered the ostrich to leave. The ostrich looked at him and said, Make me.
Elon puffed up his feathers and tried to look intimidating. But the ostrich just laughed and kicked him away, sending him flying through the air.
As Elon lay on the ground, dazed and confused, he realized that perhaps he didn't have what it takes to control the world after all.
Communication is a fundamental human right. #Nostr together with #Bitcoin is the key to ensure that this right is protected. Excited to see what will be build on top the next weeks, months and years. #decentralization #communication #censorshipresistance
When you say something Elon doesn't like...
Thanks for the explanation ⚡️, makes sense. Let's hope #[3] can integrate snapshots as well in a future relase?
Well, I love a good love triangle. #[5] are you on board?
How does this actually happen? Seems to be not so uncommon, at this stage of the protocol developmentt. Any best practices available to avoid these things?
Haha good to know 😅 But seriously, keep up the great work - you deserve all the tips you get ✌️
In 2009, the banks were bailed out again and it seemed like the whole system was rigged. But then out of the blue, mysterious Satoshi Nakamoto swoops in and invents #Bitcoin, putting an end to the madness.
Fast forward to 2022 and we've got a new master of shill in town: Elon Musk, who's just bought Twitter and wants to control the narrative. And let's face it, the whole media is rigged anyways. It's starting to feel like freedom of speech is dying again. But just when all hope seems lost, someone shows up with a fix - #Nostr.
So, #[2] was it you all along? I need to know! Please let me know, either publicly or via DM 😄🙏
Will send also 1001 sats to #[1] please don't be mad at me #[2] when we see us in Lugano at the after party again, just for fun 😄✌️
Haha now I have to send 1001 sats to #[3] just for fun. Let's start the movement 😅
I mean if someone would build a tinder like app and if you swipe / like you automatically pay something like 1000 Sats or more, definitely should be an hardcoded amount, so people can not just go and like just everyone in order to create matches. Personally I don't use these apps but I think generally that such a mechanism could be interesting.