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He would literally do anything other than just adding bitcoin
His handlers would clinton him
No fuckin way is that real
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Shitcoiners gonna shitcoin
Blatant cash grab.
It’s just so sad. Muh fucking innovation Elon
What can you do with these? Can you cash out?
You can wait for being rug pulled with these. 🐸
Bitcoin has no purchaser terms besides be free.
It is funny How some things just hide in plain sight and still people can’t see them!
it's ogre, pack it up
OMG for real? 🤣
Bullish AF
1) digital monkie pics for my profile secured on a centralized server
2) gamification coins I can’t use anywhere else
3) endless bots
4) a fearless leader
5) promoting controversial takes for engagement farming
6) FBI knowing what I’ll click or say before I do
How can you not love the blue bird 😬🤓
Elon taking notes from Chuckie Cheese.
That’s like 8400 sats, bird app is nuts lol
I wish I'd been at the meeting that though this was a good idea. I think I'd have pissed myself.
lol ffs
What are those fake coins? Fugazzi most likely
Made me delete my twitter account right now. Now support for a *hitcoin platform from me.
You gotta be shitting me
Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
No way….
Elons Itchy and Scratchy money not accepted here!
So coins it is... ehem... interesting... not!
HahahahahahAhahahahahHahahhahaha hahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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On Twitter you have to have permission from the lord's to send coins to "eligible" messages, on Nostr I don't have to ask anyone if a message is "eligible" I can zap whoever I want whenever I want!
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Cringe 2017 ICO vibes.
Yiiiikes. Twitter is down bad 😅
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Hope any remaining maxis are getting off the bird after this. Dude had the perfect platform to integrate lightning and pass around the orange pill and instead he creates the twitter version of reddit stickers. Glad I left.
this not working will make for a great education vehicle for bitcoin
i have a feeling they’ll iterate through learnings until they land on needing an open, global, cash final, instant, and cheap value transfer protocol that shares in the network effects and economies of scale with the rest of world
Tried to zap ⚡️ you but couldn’t - need to update your profile so you can join in on the fun, zapping experience!!!
Why does it seem like Elon is fighting so hard against Bitcoin?
it may seem like that to many of us, but I think elon is fighting many other things.
he will find bitcoin when he’s actually looking and ready
Yup. We all find bitcoin and nostr at the right time.
Fair enough. I guess tesla still holds it on its balance sheet…so I don’t think it’s fair to say he’s fighting it. I guess I’m just surprised he got caught up with the false ESG narrative and hasn’t embraced it more.
he’s distracted by many other things
have to be looking in order to find something. if you’re not looking, could be right in front of you and you’ll never see it
You’re too kind. He has a lot of people looking up to him. Switching away from Bitcoin, shilling Doge and what he’s doing with Twitter seems deliberate imho.
great point, jack❣️
plus❕🙏 🥹 …it’s simply not good to rally around hating something/someone.
and❕🙏 🥹 “bitcoin” will win better if it is warm, welcoming, kind & INCLUSIVE. 🤗
lol. i’m so often ugh when i have to fix my words to better say something…
❕🙏✨ it’s (obvi) not good to rally around
* irrational or pointless * hating. identifying true faults or real negatives that are actually harmful is fine & sometimes necessary (obvi too tho 🙃 🙂).
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😂😂 good-natured jokes, teasing…cool…y’know❕🙏✨🥹🥹
Very true…warren Buffett never invested in Microsoft and Bill Gates was a close friend. Missed Amazon, google, etc.
He is smart enough, that’s why it looks like he is doing it on purpose. Someone that smart, reading so many books, should at least be able to read the Bitcoin standard…
Bitcoin standard 🙌
Should be required reading
Well no actually, he had already been orange pilled when he put BTC on the Tesla balance sheet, then allowed purchases with bitcoin for a short time. Then he got bamboozled by the woke climate control crowd who said it used too much energy and stopped purchases of Tesla via BTC. Then sold a large part of his stack and hasn't changed his policy since. So he understands BTC, just chooses not to support it. NOT good.
Mind you , I'm a Tesla driver so I support Elon, but this is NOT smart on his part. Nor is his support for Doggy shitcoin over bitcoin.
Not completely false what you said…but he sold a large part of teslas btc bc they wanted to be positive on the bottom line. The way they view btc in accounting terms right now is very unfair to businesses. That will change fairly soon to intangible assets vs writing it down
Why is it being debunked?
Who is Patoshi?
What are Patoshi Blocks/Extra Nonce/Patoshi Pattern?
I mean... The dude is trying to hold so many things together. I know he's said he personally still holds Bitcoin. He's fighting on so many fronts that still are invested in the fiat system I think we can just be glad he holds some at all.
Elon relies on fiat system and will not embrace hard money cuz he is one of the main beneficiaries.
Because he quickly realized he couldn’t be the face of it.
cause it attacks the system that sustains him?
Do you still have an open line of comms with twitter? They would greatly benefit from putting in lightning addresses with the same sat selection screen they used with strike tips on Twitter. They could even spin up an Alby-Style lndhub.go server and give every single user a wallet to start with.
Open is always better
Looks familiar…🤔😂
Who needs "coins" that THEY allow when you can get sats that YOU choose on decentralized protocol???
Fuckin disco balls too .
Let's tweet that these shitcoins are scam. 🤣
Nostr at home:
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Pathetic
Ahh the social credit, the question is can you go negative with the coins, indebted to the KYC hell.
I expect nothing less
I hope it takes off. Twitter can do the hard work of getting adoption and setting expectations.
Then a low fee, liquid, instantly custodied alternative can come in and take market share. Nostr or otherwise, LN can't be beat.
Unreal
What a fucking joke.
Nostr will be the best Bitcoin distribution tool in history.
Here we all are organicly sharing satoshis creating a circular economy.
It is dream becoming true.
Pivot to #Nostr and #Bitcoin or perish.. 🍀☯️
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This is for the best. Im ok if bitcoin is not connected to Elon or Twitter in any way.
Tweeter turd is complete