#uk
"There once was a triceratops who wanted to lay eggs. So he tried and tried and layed many eggs.
But they smelled terribly.
And they were brown.
It was shit."
...so this bedtime story absolutely destroyed my sons today. 4yo was wheezing, I was afraid he'll pee himself.
Hot crowd, hot crowd.
#mumstr #parenting
I didn't eat anything for the whole day, wasn't hungry. But when I came home I really felt like devouring something would be nice. I was today actively moving on the stage, so figured something wouldn't hurt.
Big bag of leafy salad mix, three thick bacons and an egg didn't hurt.
Not sure eating was necessary tho, I felt good during the day.
Meh, I did good enough.
#hungrybear
I don't understand what victim context means.
I asked the director of Rockopera for a lesson and she made time after the academy finished. I improved a lot in a year, she was surprised and happy, but more than any technique it's just the ability to open up and sing strong from my own heart.
It's so freaking difficult to be authentic to yourself!
I worry someone could hear me making mistakes, that I stray off what I studied in musical schools and choirs (which is shit), that people will be annoyed by my strong voice and coloraturs (the curly things female singers do). I've been actually shamed for my style when I was young, completely supressed it because of that.
Would you believe this bullshit? Of course you do, we all do that in some area of our interest.
Took me a year to unwind a little and start finding what I actually am as a singer.
Don't rely on authorities. Listen to your heart. Don't take yourself down because somebody said so.
Unlearning bad habits is way more difficult than start late and knowing nothing about it.
Another day of rockacademy behind me. We're training for new piece "Ragnarock." Which means we train to be pieces of driftwood, turning into plants and animals while Odin loads the life and hard music into the world, then we become sentient humans and then terror comes and we all die, so Thor could rise up or whatever.
Today we we're learning piruettes and falling and then stand right back up during a walk.
My thighs.
My thighs.😭
Hurry to the rocktheatre academy, to yell and jump and embarass myself! In front of like two people who take this seriously!
Also fasting today, I might bite👀
Amen to that. Every time I see that tiny butt running around, my mood improves by 1000 %.
Good morning, Nostriches.
It's 6AM and I'm literally covered with offsprings.
As I understand, it's absolutely necessary to ditch the blanket, no matter how many times mum covers you, ditch pants and then get really cold and quickly move under mum's blanket for the rest of the night.
And then get really hot and ditch mum's blanket.
And nag when mum bites your tiny butt, but that's mandatory, sorry. No regrets.
Their butts are so tiny!!🫶
#mumstr #parenting
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell!!
#meme #school #homeschooling #memestr
I got new haircut today.
It looks like this one.
🫠
#meme #selfie
Plebstr stopped showing me new posts today, it's stuck. Does anyone else have the same problem?
Oh wait you won't see this post.
#plebstr nostr:npub1dxh2e6qxwtqgaamjngp7t9ldf6wathd203zhxjw4t5fvqslg574s5hu7np Děje se něco, nevíš?
I just bough pink himalayan👀
Do potato chips count?
That sounds awesome. I'm looking forward to do a similar thing😁
In czech Republic we always have enough B-vitamins. 🍻
#memes #pics #meme #havefun #fun #funny #grownostr #nostr #plebchain #humor
https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_8784934316334206911708444955.webp
We like to combine different types of supplements. These, for example, go together magnificently.
To rozhodně. No, je načase na to začít zase myslet. Ty máš cédulu nebo jsi někde jinde?
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Další důvod, proč si Juraje držet blízko 😂
To rozhodně. No, je načase na to začít zase myslet. Ty máš cédulu nebo jsi někde jinde?
nostr:npub1mu6e6ty69f3vp5tj333tesz5v64tksyj0gep5a6skg5qqznhdjzqmtzflr přidávám, ať vidíš vlákno.
Dovolená a sightseeing mě popravdě nezajímají ani způlky tak jako obezlička k volnému pohybu se dvěma pasy. Akorát se zase zadřeme na tom, že muž je v korporátu, nemůže ho teď pustit, a já se věnuju dětem místo hledání nějakého příjmu v BTC. To jsem se snažila vloni a na dětech to pohořelo, do školky je rvát prostě nebudu.🫠
Nah, that just makes my back hurt like hell🤨
I don't. But I'm eight years younger, still got time🫢😅
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Just keep us plebs posted when to grab pitchforks.
(agriculture pun nervously intended)
#eu
My kids actually told me they believe in Jesus and Santa the same. I keep no-bs policy and we were preparing it all for Christmas together, but it's in every fairy tale and I decided not to rip it off once they clinged to the idea. They know we buy the gifts, still operate with the spirit there.
Of course it means gifts in the evening and morning after. Tiny greedy smart things.
Sorry, I got tired of all that yelling without actual talk. I'll show myself out.
Well, obviously.
I believe we'd care about others' kids once we're ok with ourselves. I've seen it amongst women (mums and grandmas, obviously), we tend to form a strong flock and every kid in that flock is protected. Also such tribe tends to suck in other kids, which might be almost harmful to the mum neglecting said child, on the other hand the main urge is benefiting the kid and could help the neglecting mum a lot. What a new discovery this is.
And we drag our men into this too, their resources.
Point is to have a flock of mums and you're good. Bitches go insane.
Ok, then I got it from completely opposite end😅😂 And I was like whoa, they got here👀😅