Pixie: *talking about her game* I have to do 12 dungeons to unlock this boss. This was number 5 so 5 to go.
Me: *Norm MacDonald voice* You may notice these numbers don't add up to 100% because the math was done by a woman
This, while an extremely simple counter never stops being funny to me
Normalize handing stupid people a wakazashi and then staring at them in disappointment until they use it
I wonder whats happening in the "Al Gore became President" timeline
Lee Harvey Oswald defected to Russia during the cold War. He wanted to study and write.
They assigned him to work a wood lathe.
Real life dig the fucking hole
"Its time to play everyone's favorite game! Is that a huge clit or just a tiny penis"
"You know how to read?"
Yes.
"Name ten books"
....
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/5c4337380b917d6e145e2534931839e0e05a1c90e825936455027848ad274973.mp4
Say something nice to him you monsters
I wish it was a threat to flood us again :(
Oh no.
My hill is gay
Capt Crunch cuts the roof of your mouth. Commander Crunch burns your village
Was literally just typing that lol
In 1934 the Hays code was established in Hollywood to prevent the moral decay of audiences. It laid on guidelines for what was allowed to be shown in movies.
Almost immediately A.L. "Whitey" Schafer (you can't make this shit up) a jew produced this in an attempt to violate every single rule:
Supposedly someone has seen Bray Wyatt in his home town. Probably internet bullshit but now I'm going "Would he fake his death? Would Vince go this far?"