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Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II)
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"How'd I get here? Ah, it's a long story. I graduated from UMSOT (Undergrad MS Operator training) and test pilot school in '77, back when it was on side 6. Oh, yeah, back then it was something different, we didn't have mobile suits back then, it was MWOTC... Anyways, when the war started, I was a ball pilot for a few weeks, flew three sorties and scored a lucky kill on a Zaku I, and 'cause I was the only one with a kill under my belt, I got chosen to fly with some secret squirrel things on the White Base (back then they just called it the Pegasus). Turns out in order to work on that top secret, feddie zaku ripoff, we couldn't be active EFSF personnel. We got discharged from the service so we could fly for some private shell company. Yeah, we lost MIL benefits, but the pay was so good we figured we'd go for it. We had three weeks to study the manuals and get trained on the simulators while we flew out to our assignment. They put me on the RX-78(a3/4) , but when we were en route to rendezvous to Side 7, the EFSF gave me my walking papers. Turns out, get...get THIS shit: They didn't "need my services any more." Can you believe that? One of the only guys trained on their new, crazy invincible MS, and they fired me.They tossed me, an ace, a qualified TEST PILOT out on my ASS. FOR A G/D FOURTEEN YEAR OLD. Yeah, you know who?! It was the doctor's kid, right? Remember that Tamm Ray guy from the training videos? Yeah, he got HIS kid to be the gundam pilot. Oh, no they tossed all of us. The entire team of mobile suit pilots, gone. Didn't even reassign us. So we're sittin' there, just lookin out the window, watching the stars go by, just angry as all hell, y'know? Fuming. I get an idea, right? So I says to the other guys, who cares? The zeeks need us more than the feddies do, so I went up front, showed the captain our discharge papers, and turned that sum'bitch around. Anyways, long story short, boy do those GM's explode easy! Oh man, jokes on them, the feddies drafted a LOT of stupid 14 year olds to drive those death traps.....so uh, what brings you to Axis?"

Might be kinda funny, the thread has guys talking to the british lesbian cop chatbot (which may be real? doubt, but still)

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/437700165

Everything granddad ever said about slavs has unfortunately been more true than I ever expected

I’ve been softening my family up by constantly referring to stuff like this as “schizos online tell me….” while commingling insanity with truth, often enough that after 4 years it’s now a viable crystal ball to listen to

intrusive thought where I imagine the rancor puppet eating a kitten like this: https://youtu.be/2cNOIuijfLs?t=34

someone should make a bot that takes fedi poasts and puts them into vintage CIA documents from the cold war so you just see the name/handle and the body of text is just giant blocks of black text with the most insane things you see here

Seems like the core idea of a self-propelled, autonomous, mini-ZSU to combat drones actually has some legs when you think about it.

Would explain the weirdly gay tiny guns. Probably just placeholders for now, but as far as seeds go it’s a passable idea

I have a true, abiding love for guys like that. It’s sad we aren’t making them anymore

Replying to Avatar Reluctant Weeb

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Is there a new generation of white men being trained to take their place? Every time I hear someone who's really embroiled in an industry they talk about boomers being forced out of retirement because literally nobody else can do their job, and even they they don't bother passing on their skills. And it sounds like it's that way with literally every industry.

No, all of this will crumble to dust when the boomers breathe their last. In place of fun experimentals you’ll have pre-made electric aircraft kits with 45 minutes of endurance and 20 miles of range

I like to judge purchases by the website. If you’re shopping in the affordable homebuilt market, I want to see a company like this. Crappy website? FAQ full of obscure questions unparsable by normies?

That means you got a builder who loves his craft and knows his shit. He WILL answer the questions you have and probably help you out w/ your crackpot mods down the line. You want a community around your pet project, you want enthusiasts who live and breathe it and visit the forum every time they get their morning coffee.

Great example of enthusiastic white boomers working out of their garage

versus

mystery meat, capital backed corpo faggots

Huh, which group do you think will beat the other to market? Is it the old men using pics of themselves as a webpage background, or the corporate partnership who still says they’re shipping in Q2 2017 (in 2023)?