Ignorance is only bliss when it's mine. When it's somebody else's, then it's

torture.

-The_Possum, Dec 2015

Never once in my life have I seen a pop-up add and thought, "I want to give

that company my money."

-BillyBobJenkins222, Mar 2016

Do Koreans think that Lil Jon, Lil Wayne, Lil Kim, and Lil Bow wow are

siblings?

-Grizmeer, May 2013

Someone should run a Facebook page that posts nothing but clickbait that links

to Never Gonna Give You Up to teach people to stop clicking it

-bjholmes3, Sep 2016

Californians don't dress like 1840s gold miners. Virginians don't wear

powdered wigs like their ancestors. Floridians don't dress like

Conquistadors. So why do Texans dress like cowboys?

-KubrickIsMyCopilot, Sep 2014

Religious symbols are simply marketing logos for a particular brand of God.

-knowses, Sep 2014

Non-smokers get the time smokers get for cigarette breaks at the end of their

lives

-kenbez123, Sep 2014

As a dishwasher, I come home after hours of work in which I get covered in

filth, and I take a shower only to realize...I am the final dish

-RandyJones, Apr 2014

When we drop our phones, we panic. When our friends fall to the ground, we

laugh.

-Phileap, Feb 2015

Seeing someone reading a book you love is kind of like a book recommending a

person.

-JohnnyIERB, Apr 2014

What if every time we blinked we took a photo and when we died we good go back

through our own personal photo gallery

-Wotscot, Dec 2014