Hooters should just give job applicants a bra and say "here, fill this out."

-[deleted], Oct 2014

YouTube should have an audio-only mode for listening to music on data-capped

connections.

-RamjacInc, Sep 2016

We named the other planets in our solar system after gods but named our own

planet "dirt"

-nidhidki, Jun 2016

If I was A teenager I would buy a Burka off the Internet keep it in the trunk

of my car and steal my mother's drivers license. Whenever I want to buy beer

or alcohol I just put the burka on and go into a store and buy it and show

that my mother's ID. They wouldn't ask me to take my burka off.

-Naptownfellow, Jan 2016

Being born is a death sentence

-HanumanKingBar, Jun 2015

Considering our anatomy, it makes more sense if males wore skirts and females

wore pants.

-mizo155, Aug 2014

What if Bob Ross was a serial killer, & he painted the landscapes of where

he hid the bodies.

-Tbkx, Oct 2014

Darth Vader could fall asleep in Imperial meetings and nobody would notice.

-followmylied, Jul 2016

I wonder if spiders compare web sizes. "Wow man, you live in a mansion" Thanks

dude, I built it myself.

-jhon_wilson, Jul 2016

As a 14 year old girl the funniest part of Reddit is imagining you all think

I'm a grown man

-trustmeimnotastalker, Jul 2016

When I vomit from a shot, my stomach is over-ruling my executive decision to

get drunk.

-Bestwick, Oct 2013

I wonder if trees are allergic to our sperm too.

-kinngshaun, Mar 2016

Maybe aliens haven't visited us because they live millions of light years away

and think there are only dinosaurs on our planet.

-cscottaxp, Apr 2016

I've woken up over 10,000 times and I'm still not used to it

-dankerinooo, Jun 2016

When I was a kid I thought finding worms in apples was going to be a much

bigger problem than it has turned out to be!

-NewReddit101, Sep 2016

I wish movies and shows had a separate volume level for vocals, special

effects, and music, like video games.

-steelste, May 2016

Google maps should have an "I need gas" feature. This button would re-direct

your route through the nearest gas station.

-btg7471, Jan 2016

"No Means No" would be a great title for a beginners Spanish textbook.

-LivingInColor8, Mar 2015

Being in college at 28 is like going to Chuck E. Cheese. I'm the oldest person

here by far, there's a bunch of little kids running around crying and playing

stupid games with each other, and after spending a ridiculous amount of money

and earning enough points then maybe I can get a shitty prize.

-L3moncola, Feb 2015

If our ISP's cap data, ads should be considered theft.

-DildoDouchBaggins, Nov 2015