It seems insane to think that we live in a world where an egg timer app needs

my location to figure out the boiling point of water at my latitude.

-poopydooopy, May 2016

When you meow at a cat and it meows back, could it be correcting your

mispronunciation?

-asdffgtqwe54, Aug 2015

Randomly Hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than

playing it directly from your ipod.

-rekdrektm9, Oct 2016

If your rapping career ever falls through, you can always be the guy on

medicine commercials who lists the side effects

-DownvoteCommaSplices, Aug 2015

After overhearing a girl ask if cocaine was gluten free, I think I'm

officially done with LA.

-Dodgeriscool, Dec 2015

People are way more concerned about athletes having to deal with Brazil being

unsafe than the millions of people who live there

-orfane, Aug 2016

Chestnuts should be slang for boobs

-Saberale122, Oct 2016

In t-shirt sizes, XL > L > M, but it's the opposite in roman numerals

-paperhat, Feb 2015

Dog food could say it's any flavor it wants, you're not going to test it.

-M153RY, Jun 2016

I wonder how many times I've crossed paths in real life with people I've had

discussions with on Reddit.

-FTA2011, Apr 2016

It doesn't matter how old I get, I'll always look up whenever I hear a

helicopter.

-enefoo, Sep 2016

If I break a bottle of wine at the supermarket, and I'm underage, they can't

legally make me pay for it...

-ASmallCrane, Nov 2014

It's 7:45 on October 3rd and I just saw a Christmas commercial and I am not

sure how I feel about that.

-QuiGonGingerAle, Oct 2016

Being attracted to women or men who wear glasses is the one fetish for the

disabled that is socially acceptable

-MojarraMuncher, Apr 2016

When I lie on the ground looking up at the sky I am facing out at the universe

with the entire planet behind me.

-phonyculture, Mar 2015

If "sword" was a dirty word, it might be referred to as the "s-word".

-PaintedCeiling, Dec 2013

Congress should be paid minimum wage.

-MyfanwyTiffany, Jul 2016

/r/meatball would be a meatball sub

-BusuB, Aug 2014

Our whole planet could just be an alien's science project that he got a C on.

-Peanutbuttered, Nov 2014

Theaters should have headphone jacks in their seats so you can plug in

earphones if someone is being loud and distracting.

-flapjack009, Jun 2016