Air Force training should be called Air Conditioning.

-enchiladagram, Apr 2014

Caterpillars have mastered beauty sleep

-[deleted], Sep 2014

It must suck when billionaires wake up feeling like a million bucks

-electrovert, Jul 2015

One day prosthetic limbs will be so advanced that the Paralympics will have

better records than the Olympics.

-memyselfandemily, Mar 2015

Coffee should have a caffeine percentage indicator just like alcohol

percentage in beer, wine, etc.

-pikus_gracilens, Dec 2015

An ad I can't mute, skip or minimize will not make me want a product more. It

will make me resent the product and its maker more.

-philipjeremypatrick, Jan 2016

No matter how much you trust someone, you still make them stand up to prove

they aren't sitting on the remote control

-TheSanityInspector, Feb 2016

Mosquitoes are like dirty used needles that can fly.

-CosmosKing98, Feb 2016

For a website that's 90% reposts, Reddit cares a lot when a comedian steals a

joke.

-turniemac, Jan 2016

Managers should have to get letters of recommendation from the people below

them before moving up to a higher position

-HeavyBuckets, Jul 2016

I really feel like I'm doing toilet paper a favor when I use it to blow my

nose.

-mystic1_wizard, Oct 2016

As an adult I don't procrastinate; I just straight out ignore my

responsibilities.

-BlackBox-, Sep 2016

The Steam Summer Sale, is like the opposite of piracy. Instead of playing

games you'll probably never pay for, you pay for games you'll probably never

play.

-Resentful_Toucan, Jun 2016

What we think smells like coffee is actually boogers and coffee. What we think

smells like steak is steak and boogers. We smell boogers all day, every day,

and we don't even know it. It's like a booger Matrix.

-Hospitaliter, Apr 2016

/r/Fightclub must be the most inactive sub ever

-Cloud_Striker, Dec 2015

Looking back, not buying a high school class ring was a really good financial

move.

-blackfalcon515, Oct 2016

I'm glad Reddit looks plain. I can browse it openly and most people assume I'm

reading news or informational articles, etc. If I browse sites like Facebook

or Twitter everyone knows I'm just wasting time.

-iamgringostar, Aug 2016

What if Aunt Jemima is Mrs. Butterworth and her full name is Jemima

Butterworth?

-oz24, Mar 2014

Kid Rock should change his name to Adult Country.

-Tinkletyme, Sep 2015

What if kids loving their parents is a form of Stockholm Syndrome?

-BobVosh, Aug 2014