There should be affordable universities for people who just want to continue

learning throughout life. Not to get a degree, or a better job; just a place

to learn, foster ideas and meet others who are doing the same.

-bonbonlarue, May 2016

If the Bachelor was Mormon, the show would only be 1 episode.

-Urwinator, Sep 2013

Wolverine is the least polite of the X-Men, despite the fact he is Canadian.

-CaptCash, Mar 2016

Google is better at searching reddit than reddit's own search engine

-mead93, Jun 2016

I was born Dec 31st. The world counts the seconds until my birthday is over,

then parties because it's ended.

-Freadan, Dec 2015

Reality has made The Onion almost obsolete these past few months

-ExpOriental, Oct 2016

Duck Dynasty is essentially Keeping Up with the Kardashians for rednecks

-nightspirit322, Sep 2014

I almost didn't join Reddit because the layout was so annoying, but now I

couldn't imagine it any other way.

-Subwaycookienipples, Mar 2016

In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.

-conesarecool, Feb 2014

60% of the world population is Asian but I dont think I've ever seen a

pregnant Asian woman in real life

-AmiriteClyde, Jan 2014

I never appreciate how painless it is to swallow until I have strep.

-averagejoegreen, Sep 2016

Horror movies should include a blooper section to help people relax before bed

-dundizzle, Jul 2015

Steam should have a "Recommended for your shitty computer" section.

-DamnDanielToHell, Jun 2016

Most of the sky is actually below your feet.

-cya-KH, Mar 2016

Prince William and the royal babies sounds like a euphamism for your dick and

balls.

-BITCHES_DIG_KARMA, May 2015

No 'how I made a million dollars' books include the author starting their

journey to wealth by reading a book about how to make a million dollars.

-Sexymcsexalot, Apr 2015

Never is a shortened version of "not ever"... i feel like I am supposed to

have known this...

-razorphone, Sep 2016

If something really "worked like a dream" it's instructions would be really

odd and difficult to remember.

-tomtom615, Aug 2016

Does anyone else find it ironic that Harriet Tubman, a former slave, is going

to be memorialized on a piece of cotton?

-BigMikeCassel, Apr 2016

When I try to picture the early 1900s in my mind it's always in black and

white

-ironchefchopchop, Jan 2016