What if Pixar's Cars took place after computers have annihilated the human
race and Google self-driving cars are all that are left.
-HipNugget, Mar 2015
Google Street View Should Have A "Time Travel" Feature So That Future
Generations Can See What Places Looked Like In The Past.
-overzealoushobo, Jun 2016
Getting a haircut is like the final boss of making small talk.
-dancingoppie1223, Oct 2016
Why is Homer Simpson considered a professional failure? He is able to support
a whole family in their own house as the sole earner.
-[deleted], Sep 2015
There are 52 weeks in a year. If we had 13 months that would fit exactly into
4 weeks per month. Why don't we have 13 months already?
-Kingy-89, Jun 2016
Once you earn the title "oldest person alive", you keep it for the rest of
your life.
-invictus_athlete, Apr 2016
Running for President is like having a Kickstarter where you give away cabinet
positions and ambassadorships to the people that hit certain donor levels.
-Kepnerd, Apr 2015
They should make fun, adult-sized, adult-only playgrounds. More people would
get exercise that way.
-[deleted], May 2015
If you have your mom saved in your phone as "mom", you can pull her up on the
dialpad by pressing "666"
-Marvster, Nov 2015
There is no bigger failure of purpose than eyelashes falling into your eye.
-007meow, Aug 2016
I'm black, but not African American. I've never been to Africa, I don't
identify with the African culture being as both of my parents are from the US.
-cheritaisrandom, Oct 2016
I've never been told when to do my taxes. Or how. Or why. Or even what taxes
are. But if I get it wrong, I go to jail.
-Not_Acinonyx_Jubatus, Sep 2015
The middle aged equivalent to the 'walk of shame' is having to leave a public
place because your child is throwing a fit.
-brawler839, Aug 2015
Jesus got boners.
-risa_23, Jul 2015
They should make a movie where the main character has multiple
personalities. His internal monologue is narrated by Morgan Freeman when he's
good, and Samuel L. Jackson when he's bad.
-DeadK4T, Mar 2016
DNA is like the menu at Taco Bell, an endless recombining of 4 ingredients to
achieve a new result.
-ThinkTankTurret, Apr 2015
Today, Hannah Montana would be Miley Cyrus' mild-mannered alter ego.
-Redmonkey292, Sep 2015
If we were eyeless we'd be unaware of colour. What if we're missing some part
of reality because we don't have the organ to detect it?
-CourageDeCowardlyDog, Nov 2015
In a game of golf, the goal is to play as little golf as possible.
-neren, Jul 2014
When I watched That 70's Show as a teen, I related to Eric and his quest for
sex and acceptance among his peers. Now, watching as an adult, I relate to
Red's struggle to support his family and his general dislike of people.
-Andius, Jan 2016