Amazon should have "Already bought one" and "Not interested" buttons so the

same products don't follow you around in ads for weeks on end.

-thegreatestajax, May 2016

All those Harlem Shake videos are still on Youtube

-ColbertsBump, Dec 2013

If we never had leap years, today would be July 11, 2017.

-jagershotzz, Feb 2016

No one has looked at my computer in over 3 years, but I still go incognito

when I watch porn.

-PM_ME_YOUR_KITTENS-, Sep 2016

If I ever get Alzheimer's, at least I can rewatch all my favourite comedies

and not see the jokes coming.

-rosylux, Jan 2015

On Mars, the Reddit mascot should be a human

-Paasu, Oct 2016

I can go East or West forever, but if I go North I will eventually go South.

-P3t0r, Sep 2015

Your bellybutton is your first scar

-nikpappagiorgio, Jun 2015

Some trees spend hundreds of years growing just so I can wipe my ass.

-mjarc, Oct 2014

Menus should include prep times so you can order based on how much time you

have to eat.

-tgpo, Feb 2014

All Movie Spoilers are Tagged NSFW because Reddit doesn't have a Spoiler

Tag. It makes /r/Starwars looks like a Porn Sub-Reddit

-jasonskjonsby, Dec 2015

Uber' Ad campaign should be, "Feel free to get Uber drunk tonight"

-TheRetroVideogamers, Dec 2015

Alan Rickman would have played an amazing older Kylo Ren.

-R_X_R, Jan 2016

When you think your job sucks, remember that the AARP has an IT tech support

team.

-BubbRubbsSecretSanta, Aug 2016

Most of us don't like the buzzing sound that wasps and the like make, and even

react with fear. But imagine if those fuckers were silent...

-Amopax, Jun 2015

I never understood straight men disliking gay men. Not only do they leave more

women for you, they take another dude out with them!

-lipkowano, Jun 2016

The file extension for a 3D printable object should be .irl

-Jimmythewhale, Sep 2015

No matter how much Reddit tries to avoid it, the down vote button is the same

as a disagree button.

-[deleted], Dec 2014

The show "When Animals Attack" should be called, "When Humans are Stupid and

Wild Animals Act How They are Supposed to"

-[deleted], Nov 2015

Telling a girl to calm down is like baptizing a cat

-BookerGinger, Mar 2016