I wonder how many people are actively holding a grudge against me for

something I don't remember doing or saying.

-notthemostclevername, Nov 2014

If you work a job that relies on tips, your employer is basically crowd

funding your wage.

-1Spoochy1, Dec 2015

Right now in California you can tell how much of an asshole someone is by the

color of their lawn.

-thefenceturtle, Sep 2015

Today my shampoo, conditioner, and body wash all ran out

simultaneously. That'll probably never happen again as long as I live.

-mt_dewsky, May 2016

If I hear a car alarm the last thing I'd think is someone's stealing a car

-Alissafdar, Aug 2016

Mountain Dew sounds more like a brand of water than a brand of soda

-Tzarxum, Mar 2016

If I see a lot of police cars in one area, I immediately begin to feel more

nervous than safe.

-theWforce, Apr 2016

Is gay marriage legal during the purge?

-I_Sell_Moon_Rocks, Jul 2014

At some point, Reddit will be the next Yahoo or AOL, and only old people will

use it.

-That_Sketchy_Guy, Apr 2016

I'm 22 and I'm just realizing why some watermelon flavored lollipops have

green wrappers but are actually red...

-BuzzLightBeard12, Sep 2016

They should put password requirements next to the login so I can remember

which variation of my password I used.

-TomtheZhang, Sep 2016

Asking someone "where are you" is a recent thing. Before we had mobile phones,

the only way we could talk to people is if we knew where they were.

-saint1997, Apr 2014

On Earth, curiosity drives scientists. On Mars, scientists drive Curiosity.

-MightyThoreau, Jan 2015

If The wolf of wallstreet showed just 10 seconds of some family loosing their

home beacause of bad investments the movie would feel totally different.

-[deleted], Jan 2014

There should be a system where you send companies proof that you purchased

their product, and then you don't have to watch their commercials anymore.

-Bavles, Nov 2015

Helen Keller would have probably been completely immune to flash-bang

grenades.

-ShigglyB00, Jun 2014

As a woman hanging out on reddit, I get to read the kind of conversations that

men had only in pubs and locker rooms outside of female company fifty years

ago.

-jpallan, Jul 2015

The Chinese should name a city 'USA' so they can label their products 'Made in

USA'.

-soylent_night, Oct 2015

I like Reddit because I feel like I'm having conversations with minds and

thoughts, not profile pictures and "look what I'm doing." Thanks for being

you, Reddit.

-new_word, Apr 2015

Game reviewers should start their reviews with how many hours they played that

game

-hoseherdown, Jul 2014