There are so many Asians in the world and I never see pregnant Asian ladies.

-OGNicko, Jun 2013

The phrase "so easy a kid could do it" doest really apply to technology. For

technology its more like "so easy grandma could do it"

-Schrodi19, Mar 2016

On /r/Pregnant, OP delivers.

-LukeNukem99, Oct 2014

If Jesus had died today, he probably would have been the subject of many memes

just like Harambe

-TheDavyStar, Sep 2016

What if i am single because a time traveler made sure I don't meet "her" to

stop someone in our lineage from taking over the world

-ThatDCguy69, Oct 2016

I wonder how many women lining up to see 50 Shades of Grey are the same women

who get pissed if their husbands watch porn?

-Amphibology29, Feb 2015

"Half a dozen" is a very inefficient way of saying "Six"

-ISpikInglisVeriBest, Jun 2015

just drove from california to Illinois with a fly in the car. I wonder if the

illinois flies will accept him as their own.

-IDrewTheDuckBlue, Jul 2015

I love how television has redefined the word 'marathon' to the exact opposite

of physical exercise

-insomniaca, Mar 2016

From the viewpoint of the Simpsons characters, Itchy And Scratchy has

hyperrealistic animation.

-UltraCow1, May 2014

I've taken off my pants in most malls that I've been to.

-Jerry_McSeinfeld, Jan 2015

If humans would live up to 1000 years instead of 100 or less we would think

very differently about climate change.

-menuk, Jul 2015

I never realized what phenomenal aim Ash Ketchum has with a Pokeball until I

missed hitting a Pidgey 5 times.

-boredman4, Jul 2016

When the North Korean citizens finally get freedom of information and internet

they're going to realize the whole world was making fun of their country

-DanTheManVan, Oct 2014

What if aliens visited Earth, but they came when it was frozen solid 650 mil

years ago and they wrote it off as a lifeless frozen rock.

-ragingfailure, Aug 2015

Social media has made it possible for me to get drunk at home alone and still

publicly make an ass of myself

-AbcessiveCompulsive1, Jan 2016

PokemonGo lasted as long as someone using a new gym membership.

-honeycakes, Aug 2016

NASA flawlessly played a 365 million mile hole of disc golf with a billion

dollar projectile

-samiam0295, Jul 2016

The news is basically just someone saying good evening, and then giving you a

list of reasons it's not.

-Helpimstuckinreddit, May 2015

Netflix needs a "I have 30 min before I'll fall asleep and I want to watch

something funny" category.

-Matlock_24, Feb 2016