Someone had to go to Robin Williams' Wikipedia page and turn every 'is' to a
'was'.
-6midlan, Aug 2014
Bill Cosby being a gynecologist in The Cosby Show makes a whole lot of sense
all of a sudden.
-irish1983, Dec 2015
If I were a dentist, I would probably not recommend the best toothpaste
-send_me_boob-pics, May 2016
There should be a "REPOST" option on all posts. If enough people click it, the
post is automatically deleted and the original post takes its place.
-kooter67, Jan 2015
If you ever hear someone talking about Fight Club, you can accurately say,
"That guy doesn't know the first thing about Fight Club."
-Donna_Freaking_Noble, Feb 2016
Steve from Blue's Clues was a social recluse that stayed in his house all day
talking to his condiments.
-Pichus_Wrath, Jun 2014
As an American, I sometimes find it funny the way British people pronounce
things. Until I realize that they invented the language and I'm the one that
should be laughed at.
-bababui22, Mar 2016
Everything i have ever lost, is somewhere
-Mandarinaman, Mar 2015
On Facebook users want as many friends as possible so that more people can see
their posts, on reddit users want as few friends as possible because one of
them might see their posts.
-el_toastradamus, Sep 2015
Wearing earphones at the gym is sometimes less about listening to your own
music, and more about blocking out the terrible music they play.
-YouWannaSomeWang, Jan 2016
Condoms are one of the most environmentally friendly things invented by man. A
single one has the potential to eliminate the carbon emissions of an entire
human over the course of their lifetime.
-zoomer296, Apr 2016
Can we please collectively change the name from hoverboards, to segboards? You
know, cuz its like a fucking segway?
-russiangerman, Jan 2016
If you die in the same hospital you were born in, your total displacement will
be 0.
-i-vac, Aug 2016
If you push 99 on the microwave, it runs for 99 seconds, but if you push 100,
it only runs for 60.
-dirac496, Dec 2014
What if Americans colonize Mars but the American colonies declare
independence?
-theGruntingGargoyle, May 2016
If you are to throw up sushi, it will be more cooked than when you ate it.
-[deleted], Oct 2014
What if time travel gets invented so far away in time that our time is a spec
that no one has a reason to travel to?
-kindboi, Apr 2016
Am I the only one who thinks that TL;DR: should be at the *start* or a post?
-Forvalaka, Dec 2015
When a girl walks in on a guy masturbating, he is the pervert. When a guy
walks in on a woman masturbating, he's still the pervert.
-cheenus, Jul 2015
Finding a worm in an apple has not proven to be as common of an occurrence as
I thought it would be as a child.
-Buusakasaka, Sep 2016