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If you replace the "W"in Where, What and When with a "T" you answer the

question.

-t0pax, Oct 2016

TIL is basically AskReddit for someone who used Google instead of

AskingReddit.

-beer_intheheadlights, May 2015

Buttplugs are reverse pacifiers.

-tawksick, Dec 2014

The symbol for Christianity is a torture instrument

-Azumikkel, Jun 2016

Isn't it weird that war is literally just a concept of "we can't come to a

logical solution so we're just going to try to kill all of your people"

-freakinlaservision, Oct 2016

With all the horrors and tragedies in the US it's almost like it was built on

an ancient Indian burial ground.

-[deleted], Oct 2014

Most of the Problems in my life are due to two reasons: I act without

thinking, Or I think without acting.

-Twigsnapper, Jun 2014

It would be pretty neat if my Samsung keyboard didn't learn new words while my

browser was in incognito mode.

-ThatIneptGuy, Jan 2016

My greatest fear is that one day I will Google a question, and the only

results I find are a bunch of assholes in a forum telling the OP "omg, just

Google it". And I'll be trapped in an endless loop.

-raver6, Sep 2016

The swimming pool in the Titanic is still full.

-Ashe225, May 2015

Do caterpillars know they will be butterfly's or do they just build the cocoon

and wake up like woah what happened?

-Golfguy5801, Apr 2014

It just occurred to me that duels were most likely scheduled at high noon so

that the sun wasn't in either opponent's eyes.

-iAmMileyCyrusLefTtit, Mar 2015

If you choose to take an online IQ test, and the result is, "Your score has

been generated and can be accessed for only $19.99", your IQ probably isn't

exceptionally high.

-jai_kasavin, May 2016

If you took an IQ test online and it told you that you had a high IQ and you

believed it, then you probably don't have a high IQ.

-FoundTin, Dec 2015

Some memes are older than the kids browsing them

-Magnatross, Apr 2016

Reddit is like Facebook if all your friends were interesting.

-sanc0153, Jul 2016

Ellen should give away more stuff like Oprah and rename her show Ellen de

Generous

-Axegrinder100, Aug 2016

I'm sure my phone vibrates every now and then with no notification just to

make me think I'm going crazy.

-2toneSound, Jan 2016

Field goal kickers are like the IT guys of the NFL. When they do their job

correctly no one really noticed. But the entire world gives them shit when

something bad happens.

-ID10TU53R, Jan 2016

If 0.001% of the world's population of the opposite sex finds you attractive,

you could have a new partner a day until you die

-alex617, Jul 2016