If you replace the "W"in Where, What and When with a "T" you answer the
question.
-t0pax, Oct 2016
TIL is basically AskReddit for someone who used Google instead of
AskingReddit.
-beer_intheheadlights, May 2015
Buttplugs are reverse pacifiers.
-tawksick, Dec 2014
The symbol for Christianity is a torture instrument
-Azumikkel, Jun 2016
Isn't it weird that war is literally just a concept of "we can't come to a
logical solution so we're just going to try to kill all of your people"
-freakinlaservision, Oct 2016
With all the horrors and tragedies in the US it's almost like it was built on
an ancient Indian burial ground.
-[deleted], Oct 2014
Most of the Problems in my life are due to two reasons: I act without
thinking, Or I think without acting.
-Twigsnapper, Jun 2014
It would be pretty neat if my Samsung keyboard didn't learn new words while my
browser was in incognito mode.
-ThatIneptGuy, Jan 2016
My greatest fear is that one day I will Google a question, and the only
results I find are a bunch of assholes in a forum telling the OP "omg, just
Google it". And I'll be trapped in an endless loop.
-raver6, Sep 2016
The swimming pool in the Titanic is still full.
-Ashe225, May 2015
Do caterpillars know they will be butterfly's or do they just build the cocoon
and wake up like woah what happened?
-Golfguy5801, Apr 2014
It just occurred to me that duels were most likely scheduled at high noon so
that the sun wasn't in either opponent's eyes.
-iAmMileyCyrusLefTtit, Mar 2015
If you choose to take an online IQ test, and the result is, "Your score has
been generated and can be accessed for only $19.99", your IQ probably isn't
exceptionally high.
-jai_kasavin, May 2016
If you took an IQ test online and it told you that you had a high IQ and you
believed it, then you probably don't have a high IQ.
-FoundTin, Dec 2015
Some memes are older than the kids browsing them
-Magnatross, Apr 2016
Reddit is like Facebook if all your friends were interesting.
-sanc0153, Jul 2016
Ellen should give away more stuff like Oprah and rename her show Ellen de
Generous
-Axegrinder100, Aug 2016
I'm sure my phone vibrates every now and then with no notification just to
make me think I'm going crazy.
-2toneSound, Jan 2016
Field goal kickers are like the IT guys of the NFL. When they do their job
correctly no one really noticed. But the entire world gives them shit when
something bad happens.
-ID10TU53R, Jan 2016
If 0.001% of the world's population of the opposite sex finds you attractive,
you could have a new partner a day until you die
-alex617, Jul 2016