You know what'd be really cool? If someone took all of the top /r/earthporn

posts and plotted them on a map

-PM_your_linguini, May 2016

The Young Me Is The Old Me

-Ouroboros_87, Jan 2014

By having sex, you are continuing your family's oldest tradition.

-NuclearZombiePancake, Apr 2015

Saying you handle transactions for a multi-billion dollar company is way

better than saying you're a cashier at McDonald's

-sireman, May 2015

It sucks when I read read as read and not read, so I have to re-read read as

read so I can read read correctly and it can make sense...

-AvoidMySnipes, Aug 2016

You should be able to double press elevator floor buttons to cancel a mistaken

choice

-Third_Cultured_Kid, Mar 2015

The one thing they explicitly warn you not to do with a Q-tip is literally the

only thing I have ever done with a Q-tip

-skatecarter, Feb 2016

The more suicidal people, the less suicidal people

-midd420, Jul 2015

Writing 2k15 instead of 2015 annoys me more than it should.

-MrBigBallsOO, Aug 2015

Subway should not have had such a catchy jingle about 5 dollar footlongs,

because now their 6 dollar footlongs seem like a rip off....

-Nevercastor, Mar 2016

I used to set up a SINGLE song downloading on limewire OVERNIGHT and bask in

the glory of it the next day, now if I click a gif link that doesn't load

within a couple of seconds I cancel it and move on.

-Fatchine, Nov 2015

Reading is just staring at marked slices of wood for hours while hallucinating

vividly.

-Mihkelp1, Mar 2015

Almost all good decisions I've made since adulthood have been preceded by the

phrase, "Fuck it".

-MrGooses, Jun 2015

Million dollar idea. Open a coffee shop. Direct traffic there with multiple

fake tinder accounts.

-Scottsman90, Oct 2015

I always seem to have a just strong enough data connection to play a YouTube

ad without interruptions but never the video I'm am trying to watch.

-Areasonablechub92, Apr 2016

Snoop Dogg has probably been stoned for longer than I have been alive.

-YaBoyLantony, Sep 2016

Only half of escalators escalate

-kazaam84, Aug 2016

It's called the 'pilot' episode because they want to see if it takes off.

-PM_ME_YOUR_DIABBS, Dec 2015

What if Egyptians actually had a written language, then started using emojis,

and that's all that's left?

-ploughhorse, Jun 2015

If you're over 30, you were alive before every dog in the world.

-jleonardbc, Apr 2016