Netflix asking "Are you still watching___" is like a bar tender saying you've
had a little to much to drink.
-thedfrichtel, Jul 2014
Can the Pope bless all the water in the world or does he have an effective
blessing range to make it Holy Water?
-swaggermint, Mar 2015
Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and
women should be wearing pants.
-protnow, Nov 2015
It seems kind of douchy for medical offices to charge Alzheimer's patients for
missed or forgotten appointments.
-QuiGonGingerAle, Jul 2016
Wouldn't it be great if 20 years from now someone rolls a 5 and Robin Williams
comes back to us?
-jstohler, May 2015
Pizza delivery drivers should also operate like ice cream trucks and carry
around spare pizzas with typical toppings. So when you see one drive through
your neighborhood and you get a craving, you could just buy a hot pizza off
them right then.
-[deleted], Oct 2015
If a linkin park song plays in the forest and there's no one around to hear
it, in the end, does it even matter?
-markISsolid, Sep 2015
In 50 years, retirement homes will host LAN parties instead of bingo nights
-BasedJedi, Dec 2013
Parents are the only people to speak highly of you behind your back and talk
shit right to your face.
-kygrtj, Aug 2015
It's unacceptable to use drugs to enhance your Olympic performance, but
perfectly acceptable to use autotune to win a Grammy.
-OMGBEAR, Aug 2016
"How It's Made," always showing the assembly line machines, should do a show
on how the assembly line machines are made.
-MadShepherd, Oct 2016
If I ever start going blind, I'm not going to tell the government. I'll feel
more badass being illegally blind.
-Slimjawb, May 2014
The kids in the movie Jumanji didn't know how to play Jumanji. Instead of
rolling the dice and taking turns as fast as possible they sat around waiting
for each turns consequence to unravel.
-qtg, Jun 2014
A "Humans" episode of How Its Made would make for a hilarious sex ed video.
-thesurlyengineer, Jul 2016
I wonder if in another 50 years someone will make a romantic drama about a
couple falling in love on 9/11, similar to Titanic
-GrizzlyOwns, Sep 2016
There should be an episode of Big Bang Theory where they are sitting around
watching Big Bang Theory but it has different actors and they are ridiculing
the scientific inaccuracies in the show they are watching.
-00wabbit, Aug 2015
Reading a book is interpretting ink stains on shreds of a dead tree and
hallucinating about it.
-3lihu, Jun 2015
Porn and the WWE are essentially the same. Both feature unrealistic
representations of humans taking way longer to accomplish something, in which
the acting doesn't matter and the more outrageous the personality, the more
popular.
-SergeiDiaghilev, May 2016
I would use a treadmill for hours if I had VR hooked up to google street view.
-Dolphin_Titties, May 2016
When the North Korean citizens finally get freedom of information and internet
they're going to realize the whole world was making fun of their country
-DanTheManVan, Oct 2014