- so, mate, why are you in jail?
- played around with meenuts too much and they caught me
nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg I propose a change of cashu name to “meenuts” that way when the regulators come after it they can say “I vote to ban meenuts”
Mezmolnuts
I commemorate the first of May on the northernmost border of the Roman Empire, the Römerkastell Saalburg ⚔️🏰 10km round-trip with the bicycle through beautiful forests.
#may
Hey I know this poem!
... Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding
This is my last resort....
What the hell are they doing over there?!
https://twitter.com/martypartymusic/status/1785387592059609373
I ordered the “Bitcoin Coffee Table Book: Volume Zero” book ~2 weeks ago to add to my collection. It arrived today. The book is beautiful; however, it wasn’t packed optimally by the Amazon person (?) and once it arrived by USPS (i.e. tossed over the gate), one of the corners is not “perfect”.
Should I request an exchange? https://v.nostr.build/6Gz2W.mp4
Definitely. USPS is insured, and it means one more copy sold
If I had a billi in bittie I most certainly make sure to broadcast to the entire planet that I have no means of moving a single sat especially not on short notice and without a board meeting. Wrench attacks are still cheap
nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 is that the truth, one has to manually approve incoming zaps?
I'm zapping through alby, should be well connected 🤷♂️
I'm wasn't being silly, the money is not transmitting
Legit. Tx is 3 blocks deep now, friend says he got his money on-chain. He passes on his warmest regards and thanks you for being so responsive ✌️
nostr:npub1t0nyg64g5vwprva52wlcmt7fkdr07v5dr7s35raq9g0xgc0k4xcsedjgqv Is this a bug or a feature, what's happening here?
Is a 1.440sat/vb fee normal closing a Mutiny lightning channel? Asking for a friend?!
Didn't I respond with
AAAAH I'm transmittiiiiing
Yesterday? It's still in my autocorrect!
#introductions Hey new people on the Nostr: here's the spammer, it's this one, this Derek right here 👆 Don't report to the Nostr safety team though, we keep him around for good measures. Like a mascot. Go Derek! 👍💯
Peach has few offers and HIGH fees.
RoboSats all the way ✌️
3.18 MB image = 1 minute upload via TOR
Just a test.
Nothing to see here.
I downloaded mp3s from Napster, burnt them on CDs and sold them for 2 Mark in school.
What's next, nostr:npub153xmex42x4chdf757hp3q6zxagykkek7pdgwuwd074964dkyha9s82ryu8 nukes this game from orbit with a FIELD OF GRAPES?
BTC Prague in 2023, moderator opened the stage with a "who's the best Bitcoiner" game. All rise, and you remain standing unto you can't answer a question with YES:
"Who owns bitcoin?
Who runs a full node?
Who runs a LN node?"
...circa 10 questions evermore detailed while half a dozen 4k cameras all throughout the room were filming. I was in the front row and sat down immediately while hundreds of people doxxed themselves and their involvement in Bitcoin. Moderator gave me a funny look and said he'll hook me up later with some BTC hahaha.
A room full of Bitcoiners, the 0.1% of society, yet still the majority of them can be played like a fiddle.
There's maybe 1% of 1% who gets it almost right. But you never know. BECAUSE THEY SHUT THE FUCK UP!
👌
A strange game, the only winning move is to get arrested 🙃