Altcoin Season Opens With World-Record Shortest Season Ever
As Bitcoin moves sideways, the carnival gates reopen for altcoin season—a festival of delusion, dopamine, and disappearing liquidity.
https://thebitcoinbee.com/article/altcoin-season-opens-with-world-record-shortest-season-ever
Trump loses Nobel, retaliates by crashing markets — Bitcoin caught in the crossfire.
After being snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize, Trump reportedly responded by unleashing massive tariffs, triggering a market crash and dragging Bitcoin down. Now pundits debate whether his vengeance plan was sneakily a Bitcoin prediction all along.
Dennis Porter Declares History—Hodlers Declare It’s Time to Block Him, Block the Blockers, and Block the Idea of Tomorrow
After hyping a “Bitcoin will change forever” pre-announcement, Porter revealed… a California Democrat who likes Bitcoin. The community responded by inventing a new sport: blocking Dennis, blocking anyone defending Dennis, and even blocking the concept of announcements altogether.
Mike Alfred Rebrands Bullish Forecast: Tomorrow Will Be Today, Just Wait
The influencer once again declared he’s “just off an insane call,” assuring his 308K readers that “tomorrow is 100% confirmed” to be monumental. Investors are advised to cancel all plans, just in case.
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Saylor Says Bitcoin Reserve Could Save U.S. Economy—Powell Asks If It Comes in Paper Form
Michael Saylor unveiled a plan for a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve capable of creating $16–81 trillion in wealth to offset the national debt. Federal Reserve officials responded by asking whether it could be printed into bonds, bundled into ETFs, or at least stapled to something with a watermark.
Fed Says Cuts Ahead, Bitcoin Asks If They Mean Real Cuts or Just Bullshit Cuts
Powell promises “more cuts in 2025,” but the market wonders if he’s trimming steak or just waving the scissors. Bitcoin, as usual, ignores the theater and keeps producing blocks.
https://blossom.primal.net/4fa076e387c83545aafc9382d3215cc7be67e3906185a17afb926e571f44c5cc.webp
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U.S. Bank Reopens Bitcoin Custody, Explains It’s Still Just a Pet Rock — But Safest in Their Vaults
American HODL Explains Treasury Companies Are Just Lifeboats For Nocoiners, Accidentally Invents Moral Philosophy Mid-Rant
Soon enough
I wish someone on your app told me to be Bitcoin only
what a week it's been
sometimes I feel for the altseason promoters...
this is what the new Bitcoin cycle feels like right now.
altseason?
I'm almost certain everyone on NOSTR is there already ... that's a Twitter message 😆