Meanwhile somewhere in California, Robocop 1.0 enters the room.

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At least they designed it to resemble the shape of a real cop so people aren’t too freaked out by it

Someone should walk up to the thing with a 🍩 🤣

Retardis

Imagine if they put a weapon on that thing.

Arms and legs in 4 years by the way.....

I believe these have tear gas or pepper spray dispensers, IIRC.

Lmao be a shame if someone accidentally knocked it over and wasn’t strong enough to pick it back upright.

Wonder if that thing can romp a square of logs or just get trapped 😂

lol 😂 wouldn’t want to advocate for intentional property destruction, but I tend to be clumsy on a basketball court and if I trip and fall into it… 🤷‍♂️

The Roomba Paradox

Kick flip

BotsprayLLC.forpeskybots limited spots 4 1st round! dingding

Sky net is that you

How has someone not black bagged this thing?

I bet you they've got like three full assault teams online and ready to deploy in under two minutes just to protect that piece of shit. It's a statement from the overlords to the plebeian scum, they will not allow anything to happen to it.

If the wheels on my shopping carts at Target are any indication, that thing has a lifespan of a few weeks at most.

Box it in

This was 5 years ago btw

Oh? Took a while to reach the www in Europe

Intercontinental tubes were clogged

Programmed to shoot black people faster than white people…to keep up the debate.

#acab

Tip that bitch over and spray paint the lense.

The robots in the movie Chopping Mall were far more terrifying

first we don't get flying cars and now this whack soy robocop

dildos win this botfight

This the new segway? A whole cop fits in there...

Me and the boys would put a skateboard ramp in front of that thing 😂

What a stupid piece of crap

They not like us. They not like us. They not like us.

Were they 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 to make that thing look like a dalek?

This garbage can will not stop crime, but it is an excellent tool for surveillance, monitoring, and tracking. #TheRealMotive

I'd Buy That for a Dollar!

Obese robocop ?

we were promised Arnie/ Sly / Pete Weller in tight jump suits... instead we got retarded daleks 😝