Mainstream news be like: "pineapple on pizza is totally Russia's fault!"
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I thought Hawaii was to blame ๐
Russia installed the pineapple to Hawaii via a backdoor
When you ask Google AI โHow do pineapples grow?โ
Pineapples grow from a flowering plant called a bromeliad, and are not grown from seeds ๐ณ
My go to is the French, they didn't do anything to me they just seem sketchy, I'm always watching out for them. Lol
Wait, so you are saying that the mainstream news is lying to us?
They would never do that, because they have journalistic integrity. Would they?
(sarcasm)
Youโre missing the point. Pineapple should never be on pizza. Russia has yโall debating the origin instead of fighting against it. Classic asymmetrical warfare.