Mainstream news be like: "pineapple on pizza is totally Russia's fault!"

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I thought Hawaii was to blame ๐Ÿ˜‚

Russia installed the pineapple to Hawaii via a backdoor

When you ask Google AI โ€œHow do pineapples grow?โ€

Pineapples grow from a flowering plant called a bromeliad, and are not grown from seeds ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Yeah those plants are more like berry bushes. But the name is a scam by definition. They don't smell like pine and don't taste like apple. ๐Ÿ˜†

Scam fruit ๐Ÿ˜‚

Iโ€™m not putting Berrybush on my pizza anymore ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

My go to is the French, they didn't do anything to me they just seem sketchy, I'm always watching out for them. Lol

Wait, so you are saying that the mainstream news is lying to us?

They would never do that, because they have journalistic integrity. Would they?

(sarcasm)

Youโ€™re missing the point. Pineapple should never be on pizza. Russia has yโ€™all debating the origin instead of fighting against it. Classic asymmetrical warfare.