I wish notifications weren’t normalized and ubiquitous. Like…let me decide if I want to see it. Sometimes I prefer to ignore and when I’m ready, I will open the thing and see what’s going on.

For example, my phone has been on silent for at least 7 years.

I’m feral. You have to let me come to you 😂

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Phone always on silent gang. 🤙

It’s much better this way

This makes me so anxious. I hate notifications, but I can't stand the notification dot on my apps even more. I'll swipe down and clear the notifications without opening the apps though. And I turned off email notifications.

Idk how to do that so I just developed selective vision 😂

I don't know if you can do it on ios, I'm on graphene and it's so great. No more dots 🔥🔥

I literally would have no idea. Once in a while nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s tells me how to use my phone, but only when I’m lucky

I would help if I could, just to get rid of your nightmare screen 😂🫂

would be a full time job

I know you have way more important things to do😂 you just know my phone so well

80k email notifications? What the actual fuck 🤣

always

I don't know anyone who has a phone on loud who isn't a boomer

Ugh and the most annoying ringtones available

right? All this shit’s support to be async. I’ll get to it when … well I’ll get to it eventually.

Or sometimes I never get back to anyone 😂

exactly 🤣 just how god and Alexander graham bell intended it

I heard when he invented the telephone in 1876, he actually had 3 missed calls…

All from Chuck Norris.

That fkr- I didn’t reply to him. Once. In 1910.

😂😂😂

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer.

Too bad he never cry’s.

I had no idea the Southern States even used the word ubiquitous😳. Hell yeh y'all😜.

I studied in weird places 😂

😜

The only way. #keepitweird

I'm working on going feral. Any tips?

If somebody is speaking to you, be sure to not listen and walk the opposite direction.

Never think before you speak or act. Just instant react 🤝

Good, I'll try those. 🤝😄

Silent mode is my middle name for me.

I don't want to hear ANY NOTIFICATION ALERTS 😁 😁

Right? Some people get a dopamine hit, I get terror 😂

It's very scary😂😂😂😂

Silent + DND

The alternative is legit going insane

Wait….you also play dungeons and dragons?

I smell a campaign coming…

We need a “GFY mode” around here 😂

Hahahaha. Next project. 🤣

Many thanks

*takes bow*

Here is a freshly handcrafted meme inspired by your words of womanly wisdom. GN

Hahaha have a lovely evening

I remember reading on Bisq (I think) - respect your trading partner's right not to reply to you.

We need to normalise not immediately replying to people.

Yes, everything silent except the ringer.