I was basically dead for a little over an hour this morning
My system was shutdown while the engineers were fixing my structural integrity
🤯
Discussion
Did you see God?
No, I don't remember shutting off, only remember rebooting
Nothing in-between
Did you gasp for air and pop up when rebooting?
No, I had a breathing tube
My throat is still sore
I'm kidding, I figured you did. I have had multiple surgeries. It's kind of wild.
When I was a kid, I woke up in the ER, looked at my parents, looked at the oximeter thing on my finger, thought it looked like duck beaks, pointed this finger at them, and started quacking.
I was a weird kid.
🤣😂 Sounds normal to me, but what do I know, I'm a Weirdo
I'm still amazed, I went 46.8 years with zero surgery
All streaks come to an end
Waking up in a different place is a trip
Are you okay?
What happened?
Had surgery for a broken collar bone
Interesting.
How did it break? Did you put on a backpack or something? 😉
Crashed my electric bike
I mean... maybe that's Karma for sneaking out of Cardio lol
Jkkkk
If you seen my legs and calves, you would change your mind
Petal assist
I rode it like a single speed bike, maximum effort just went faster than normal
Maybe. I think you're q big boy. If you're alive and walking I think you're pretty good. If your bones are pulverized into dust then I'm sorry.
1 hour surgery, moving on...