Every night.
Get in bed. Get very comfortable.
My dogs 10 minutes later: 
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Yes 🤣🤣🤣
Every night.
It’s getting cold as shit too so standing out there in my underwear ain’t cutting it.
Little cute fuckers.
Try not to drink water at least one hour before bed. Helps a bit
Ahhhh, now you’ve hit the nail on the head.
My wife is the issue. She brought the water dish in the bedroom. First I hear the clinking of their tags as the sip away. Then the climb back into bed.
Then the fucking fireworks.
It’s a full conspiracy against me and they’re winning.
Sounds like the wife has a vendetta against you 🤣🤣🤣 jk jk
Drinking water at night is not a good idea, hydrate all you want up to 1 hour before bedtime…
Drinking chamomile tea, magnesium and glycine will make you sleep like a baby. Full 8 hours 👌
I can crash.
My issue is the dogs scratching to get out to hit the can.
And sometimes they fake it because they want to sniff around in the backyard. At 2am.
see, training failure with the woman.
if you recognise that you are the one who is supposed to be coordinating everything so it runs smoothly you will regain your sanity.
just remember you are not 'the boss' but rather, the one who is genetically wired towards management.
if the wrong routine is happening, take over it, and then demonstrate how it works, and then firmly demand that this proper way of doing things is followed.
and again, and again, and never let up until they all buckle.
the moment you give in they will walk all over you.
training the critters, and learning their rhythms isn't that hard but most people have groundhog day amnesia and every day do the same thing and wonder why the same stuff happens again.
Agreed. Older dogs. Both adopted too so the challenge is real.
just remember if it makes you mad, first, breathe in, breathe out, and then calmly go and make things go the right way, and go back to your business. the real key is persistence. none of them can be as pig headed as a man who has decided.