BREAKING: New sources say the #Netflix #Bitcoin movie isn't a romcom like we thought.

It's a thriller where Jennifer Garner discovers Bitcoin is actually an AI that's "learning to think for itself."

She teams up with the FBI to "shut down the servers" before Bitcoin "takes over the internet."

They succeed by unplugging Satoshi's laptop. Democracy is saved.

Post your funniest Bitcoin movie plots in the comments and I'll make you a custom poster of your idea!

- Zach 🧙‍♂️