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nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6 when will you be posting our 2024 roadmap? 😂

All our collective efforts in 2024 must be employed in developing a Nostr app with a single button. Users won't have to think, they will just press that button and they will be fed with content selected to them by an amazing algorithm. When they are hungry they press the button and food will be put inside their mouths. Whenever they feel a little bit of discomfort in their bodies they just press the button. The app cannot mention relays, keys or the word "Nostr" because that will intimidate users, it should have a familiar name, maybe it should be called "mom", since that word is very familiar to all normies since when they were babies.

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The Mom app will be our best app yet! Who's going to build it?

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there are so many great developers out there, the race has certainly already begun

The users fiatjaf is talking about in action

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MOM - Monkeys On (a) Mission

Mama used to say girls just wanna have fun.

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That’s all they really want.

MOM - Man Over Machine

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You forgot the #sex..🧡😊🦍

The mother of the apps 🤣🤣 (just kidding).

My best wishes for the the upcoming year 🙂.

Children of men

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Answering questions we haven’t even fathomed to ask.

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License to operate.

🕷️

I hear the roar of the big machine.

🕷️

I hear an empire down.

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Love’s lost, fire at will.

Dum dum bullets and nuke to thrill.

I hear an empire down.

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mumstr app 🤣

finally a use for nostr.mom !

Go buy it quick!

It already exists. It's a relay.

Sell the news!

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Since it is mom, it will never have downtime, works 24/7 forever and needs no payment!

Perfect

Ship it

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#momstr

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LOL! All the best for 2024 for you and your family!

and to you ser 🫡

This is unacceptable… I demand its called Mommy

Bitty

lmao excellent

Could call it Board - both a play on ‘bored’ and people can ask each other “are you on Board?”.

It’ll be the onboarding app for nostr.

Momstr interpret it however you want xD

Big Mommy Milkers industrial complex protocol

It has to have pop ups which draws the child back to the tit whenever stimulus overload is absent. It is a crucial part keeping the addict addicted and in trance state where the critical thinking brain is blocked so we can introduce Bitcoin maximalist propaganda by bypassing the filter.

Momstr

Lets call it HOME 🫂

Good idea!

I already greet new members by saying "Welcome home"

Mom it's the name of a TV series, I don't see it as the name of a social network

Feed them wisdom. Nothing else. The rest will take care of itself.

We already see what happens when algorithms of junk is fed consistently to the people.

It creates a world dominated by fear, greed, and strife.

To get better we must spend time being better. To be better we need more wisdom and far less fear.

Have the algorithm curate wisdom to be fed when the button is pushed.

press the button? what are you, a monster? allow the user to just moan in the direction of the phone to activate

mom.ninja 👩‍👧🥷🏻

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where my sippy cup

If you ask me, all the pieces are made already for the client that would pill the world.

Just each dev has a few pieces and it's no where near started to be worked on. Lol

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Nice try, but this idea’s already in widespread use by X, Facebook, and others.

Guarantee nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m would fund the fuck out of this since he likes flushing money down the toilet on stupid shit.

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This could really work

The button should look like a NIP and only be able to be activated by lips making a sucking sound...

😂

Oh , the normies will get their button alright, the big red "deploy dronestrich" button under my desk.

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Wow, super app!