BOYFRIEND MATERIAL

He posts in regular intervals, always announces long absences, and you always know sorta where he is and approximately what he's up to.

He's well-groomed and attractive enough that he's not self-conscious, but he doesn't spend an hour in the bathroom every morning and 2 hours at the gym every night.

He likes to eat good food and drink good drinks. He listens to music or watches old movies and wants to discuss his favorites.

He's polite to all women, but a bit distant to the immodest ones.

He's read 10 books.

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oh wow I want this

You have written more than 10 books, I think you have chance

But did he also read them? 🤔

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😂

And there’s a 50/50 he’s a chick. Or a bot.

I'll take these odds

They ain’t bad. Could be worse.

Odds are always 50/50.

Either he's a dude or he isn't

Either you win the lottery or you don't.

50/50

🤣

Either she’s a dude or she isn’t. 🧐

He is always on nostr and announces long absences due to burnout and overexposure. He doesn’t have time for grooming as he needs to answer nostr notifications. His notifications are always on. He would always have time for her as he would replace nostr with a real woman. He would get dumbed in a week and be back on nostr.

ROFLMAO

😛

Are you seeking an online boyfriend or a real life one?

This is an appropriate question.

I presume online.

I'm married. Just observing.

Find it funny how you can guess how they act IRL from their Nostr profile.

10 books feels kinda low if we're talking about lifetime achievement.

Beggars can't be choosers. 🤷‍♀️

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