You can tell a lot about a man by the way he uses Nostr.
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BOOTY CALL DUDES
Who will show up and be like,
"Hey, girl, ghosted 2 months ago cuz of some bizness, but I'm back, woo hoo!
Where the party at? Can you spare some sats?"
CREEPS
His feed is nothing but porn, skimpily-clad anime bimbos, and 🥵 emojis.
He's really friendly, tho. Really really friendly.
Lock your DMs, mute.
FRIEND ZONE
He's a bit too simpy, a bit too whiny, a bit too "Woe is me!" You can count on him to be around, but you low-key wish you weren't the most interesting thing in his life.
You like him, but you wouldn't want to be stuck living in a house with him.
BOYFRIEND MATERIAL
He posts in regular intervals, always announces long absences, and you always know sorta where he is and approximately what he's up to.
He's well-groomed and attractive enough that he's not self-conscious, but he doesn't spend an hour in the bathroom every morning and 2 hours at the gym every night.
He likes to eat good food and drink good drinks. He listens to music or watches old movies and wants to discuss his favorites.
He's polite to all women, but a bit distant to the immodest ones.
He's read 10 books.
oh wow I want this
You have written more than 10 books, I think you have chance
But did he also read them? 🤔
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He is always on nostr and announces long absences due to burnout and overexposure. He doesn’t have time for grooming as he needs to answer nostr notifications. His notifications are always on. He would always have time for her as he would replace nostr with a real woman. He would get dumbed in a week and be back on nostr.
🤔
I love your posts especially the ones about human relationships, family, food, and faith. Your writing voice is unmistakeable.
Thank you 🥰
"but a bit distant to the immodest ones"
Why would that be? 😃
Don't want him acting too thirsty. 😂
Yeah ok, but the problem is that is what you want, not what he is... I you think he is that way then... You know... Don't look under the bed or in the wardrobe 😂. You may find something unpleasant...
Nah, I've always had options. Always avoid the thirsty.
Yeah. I have seen many women thinking exactly that. They could be quite right if their man is very young, but... those women rarely see the mistresses...
