Step daughter is coming to visit for a few days. She's bringing her new boyfriend.
How should I screw with his head? Take him skeet shooting? 🤔
Discussion
Unpopular take: be really nice and kind to the guy. Ask him about himself and what his passions are about
And still go skeet shooting because that is so much fun
Cut small pieces of your soap into squares. Cover them in chocolate and let him eat one 🫨
Or...or.... say "hey I make soap sometimes...have you ever seen fightclub?"
I'll just play the movie while he's here. 🤣
Ohh and maybe print out a bunch of pictures of the lye kiss scar hand and just leave them around the house
I do have scars from making soap. 🤷🤣
You guys should watch Putney Swope. https://youtu.be/OPgId7RgQ2E?si=AKR0sO_vmJOW73EY
What if he is really good with guns and kicks your ass in skeet shooting? 😁
Leave a grave size hole in plain site and pile some dirt up to look like filled in graves. Don't say a word.🤪
A PowerPoint on the cost of diapers in fiat since 1971 would scramble the brain of a normie in that situation.
If he asks you if you heard of Bitcoin then shake his hand and take him skeet shooting.
Seat on the front yard with a riffle and when they come in just don’t say anything🤣
Man to man here, be prepared to be disappointed.
He will not measure up to what you hope for her 😂