4) Betty
Discussion
Alright show me your test scores 👀
30 here
👀 29 
28
We were 28 twins and then I took it after a year of tard chat and I advanced to a 30… all things trend toward hyperretardation.. getting less retarded is a psyop
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31. guess I’m a #tardstr 🤷🏾♂️
🤗 
oke, i was supposed to bed 2 hours ago
wat am i doin 
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dis but it is almost 5 am 
I think nostr:npub1rq9x6sk86e8ccw2cm8gsm4dyz9l24t823elespupaxjnzdk026fsca2r93 feels this deeply
😂💜 it’s true 
that’s me after every night looking in the mirror
Seriously thought you guys fecal Betty ain’t here is she????
do i want to know who that is?
A fucking nightmare man. One day we were talking about how you can pull out without get poop on your Willy and this lady comes out do FUCKING no where. And then…and then….and then……so….much….poops.
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YES!!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Welcome Fren! 🎉🎊🍾 
Whur y’all finding the quex? No can see whur test…toldja #tardstr
#tardstr approved 😮💨🤝
hehe
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Take note: Tanel is a noticOR
cc: nostr:npub1mc20uche0cy599vpl850aschpu7wteundgsnf0msep79lu3fu5aq3r4ptv
Oh i’ve noticed. He should’ve been asleep hours ago btw
ah shid, i have to be awake in 2 hrs
Tarding takes a toll on a man
the disassociation is starting to kick in 
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Where tard so hard meme?? We’ve been goin hard again… what’s wrong with us??
Buddha! Steven taught me trick! If we want to alert more tards we just zap their profile and see who shows up 😂
I kinda wanna test it…
Who should we test on first?
They have to be using wallet of satoshi i think
Eww
am guilty of wos usage
halp
Strayt tu jail 😡🫵
now what 😭 
Write your manifesto on the walls 
i, a tard of the nostr
succumbed to the custodial illusion and comfort, laying amongst the lies, unwilling to face the music
i shall reciprocate me fellow tards, and step away of these comforts, and carry the weight of responsibility on me own shoulders from now on
i’ll self-custody my own sats, as i self-custody my last two braincells, and shall carry the torch of #tardstr as i carry my own sats on this journey
life will get harder, better, faster, #tardstr
tanel,
junior tard
This is the journey to Senior Tanel
I make Juan 🫨🫨🫨
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Q!! HENLO old fren 🦧
Q
Let’s faking GOOOO!! Where hue at nostr:npub1tmujggd4mu8djl0kcx5clspcafuk9g570ue6qc8h4rw7h8h9sl5sy2z8qr 
He like a baby Steven 🥹
Welcome fren 🤝👏🏻😮💨
Y’all should take this one lolz, I got a 0. Proudest score of my life
👀🥹 
damn, loko just flying in with a highscore 🧡 
I’ve only met one person who has a higher score (39) and that is the legend nostr:npub1hgvzyy53a3gcanl7hpwu5ea2e83dxvascvnnhmjf3tvhklt3tsnq2x278t 🫂
Isn’t there a place to find nostr stats? 👀
we need to buy tardstr.com and get a leaderboard going
But who will make it? 🫨😲
To my understanding and research this what we do:
Log into Nostr using your trusty client.
Snag all that sweet data from the relays and add your own juicy details to spice things up. Let's make it interesting, people!
When we’re ready to bring in all that user data at once, we hit that GET request function on the relay like you're grabbing the last piece of steak at a party. Yum!
Last but not least, we jazz up our website with that imported data, jazz it up like we’re telling our best tard shizz on stage. Let's make that leaderboard shine!
So, basically we grab that Nostr protocol, shake it up, and show off those stats in Tard style.
Now, who’s got this!?
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#asknostr
What the heck did you just say??? Ma’am this is #tardstr.. talk to me like I’m retarded please.
I am shame 😞🫣🤓 
Noh. You super tard genius.. I have high iq also.. it’s the opposite end. Yin and Yang.. genius tard.
I genius tard 🥹
Gorgeous tard too!
I was a little distractarded when I took this. Probably could have scored higher but I phoned in a few of the answers.
proof of tard 
You know, Tard Daniel is so like a tarded D’Artagnan, Three Muskatards…only there’s more, waaaay more
got distracted and ended up taking the test
only 124 iq, but it’s not in my native language so i’m proud 💜
Holy fak! It’s not your native language and you scored 124?!
ah yes, english is my second language, thought everybody knew 😅
also wat mean, is dis not average?
Would be considered gifted.
that’s not what the job markets been saying 
IQ measures your ability to assimilate new information. Not just learn it (memorize) but assimilate it into your thinking and use it.
It is unfortunately, as my life has gloriously displayed, not associated with common sense, wisdom, or even knowing the needed facts. 🤣
So it makes sense that we’re gifted and retarded then? 👀🤔
My mother describes me as the dumbest smart person she knows.
dis me
Giftarded.
🤣😂😅
nostr:npub175hdheqn0arfdgywe9n2rze5eaf0j2mlz0xp5kq30vy57jqsncdqy2tpe9 feels your pain 🤣 
🤣😂
Dangerous when you are both afflicted.
It’s a bit on her, if she had anything to do with patching together your 🧬.
I bet if you put all of us in a room we’d come up with some insanely epic shit!
Probably. As long as we didn’t all bicker about fine points of the plan the entire time.
I think that’s where the tarding comes in.
Tard out, think BIG 🤯
weird that i didn’t get a manual about any of this as a kid 
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😵😵💫🫠
HAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
dud i can’t breathe
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Sometimes I wonder why I save something into my phone. 
Yo wtf is this mf horsecrap i was shitting my pants thinking am tard af (not sure where i’m replying) 
holywat 
Holy fak! Hue just became the king of tard 😲😲😲
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Steven with current highest score 📝
🥴🥴🥴🥴 this ain’t right come on #tardstr
Is there some quotient or stat to be made from tism score (28) and supposed iq score (142)? What is it and what do we shoot for 🤔🤔🤔
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Average around 100% - so not average at all. 
I just liked my own comment as I posted this… btw, that’s a very weird iq test..not accurate imo. At all. 
don’t think so either, nothing audiovisual etc, it tests reading, mental math, imagination and 3d thinking
You know what it’s probably so bad it’s backwards. Genius = tard
yes 
Which one are you? 
Masturbating with his own tears??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I took this one on the impulse app, it was the “advanced Iq test”.. I ran out of time and got 5 unanswered.. didn’t know it was timed cause I’m tarded. 
You scored higher on the one you just took while tard spazzing.
Point proven. Tards are geniuses.
🥹🥹🥹
If you take the test again and score higher you are regifted.
Gotta go sorry
“Just take a 5 minute shower. Just wash your face, balls, tits, and ass”
-wifu
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Tard maxi. So jealous! Bitchin handle.
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Y’all see this? 💀🤣🤣😂
nostr:npub1pfmh8z085zlwmwjtq6m4hrgwuw99vjcwkpdf9dr9kmjgfg985jfqu4665m 🤝
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Oh my. Shardstr. Somebody always gotta throw bricks & break glass. Welcome.
jin gud fren of mine 🤗
he designed an idea i had, love him 💜 
#Tardstr 
n e e d
holy SHIT this is amazing 😂💜
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It’s wonderful, and of course Savvid
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who dis on bottom left?
oh. Dat fren 😲
ohh, new fren?! 
OMG! It’s beautiful! 🥹
It’s like dis 😲 
y’all need to get these oufits 🤗💜
😬 legit already have them
+a blow up ostrich. Not kidding.. got it 3 years ago 😮💨
according to nostr:npub1a6c3jcdj23ptzcuflek8a04f4hc2cdkat95pd6n3r8jjrwyzrw0q43lfrr i’ll be rocking this for the upcoming halloween in tokyo 🤣💜 
chillen at my brothers 🤷🏼♀️ 
hahahahahahaha i love this 🤣💜💜💜
I tested it out for you with an autist’s rendition. The people love it!!! 
😂😂😭😭😭😭 i’m tearing up from laughing, this is too good
just don’t ask where australia is on this
It’s right where it belongs!
nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r any comments on this mischievous behaviour on daniel’s behalf? 👀
You gotta be careful where you position Chile in that costume dude.
Bringing in nostr:npub17plqkxhsv66g8quxxc9p5t9mxazzn20m426exqnl8lxnh5a4cdns7jezx0 also. His bluff was called with this one. Also happening. (The nostrich, not my cat 🤣) 
this is gonna be really similar to the aftermath of the Halloween 😂💜
😂😂😂😂 I look forward to this so much! I already regret being unable to get drunk, maybe on the day 3 party!
Oh I'm all for it. Wore a swan costume once and only just realised it was not Halloween 😂
Looking forward to this 🤣
🤣🤣 see you on the 31st brother
This is gonna be mad fun
I’m a little more reserved so I’m going with a more conservative costume to pay tribute to Satoshi’s white paper on its 15th birthday 
I thought it was for nostr:npub13a9prrjj2u730svh79rqhedpd6u5ydstdla8gv2mlnkna7tz4pgsyzf2f7 😲
nostr:npub1a6c3jcdj23ptzcuflek8a04f4hc2cdkat95pd6n3r8jjrwyzrw0q43lfrr is just a nostr:npub13a9prrjj2u730svh79rqhedpd6u5ydstdla8gv2mlnkna7tz4pgsyzf2f7 alt. I doxxed in the wrong account.
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Tanel & Jeroen I’m so looking forward to seeing you in those costumes!!
Mike absolutely sick shirt I love that outfit man.
Will be sending good vibes from cross the globe ✌️
the fact that you won’t be there… man 😭😭
Broooo I know it makes me so sad 😭😭 wish I could come party in Japan with y’all and go to the The Nostr event. Wasn’t meant to be this year I guess 😮💨 I’ll have to link up wth you guys at a later unconference 💜🫂
nostr:npub175hdheqn0arfdgywe9n2rze5eaf0j2mlz0xp5kq30vy57jqsncdqy2tpe9 is desperately looking for frens in Japan 👀
👀 look at what arrived…. nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 
OK, so this is really happening.
oh you know it 😂💜
It indeed is. 💜⚡️💜
What I want to know is where the blow-up nozzle is.
uh oh
i didn’t sign up for dis
Florida
Prob somewhere at the back 😉
how does one even go to the toilet with this? 😂🤔
Gonna find that out soon 😂 prob ask a lady for advice
Yes, you poop in the Outback
Oh good I find Steven! 😌
I was like
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Do you even know where we are? This has gone hypertard. Poor nostr:npub16eumpaxffppswucpeysysrya9uk39j06d5gr2tsnf6cupq3f4jdqyft6jc nostr:note1f74mhyyyy7ekcs0jrmeuu4ze8wapyxcvcffm8v3leyrlckvsms5s5s903l
oh nooooooo 😂😂😂😂 ushering a local lady into the bathroom with a globe costume… she’s not gonna be over the moon i’ll tell you that much 🤣
You just go “down unda,” mate! 🇦🇺🦘🪃
Ha! 🤣😂🤣
Are you gonna have a blowup Ostrich costume Jeroen?
I think mine is not blowup 🤔
I hope it’s this one! 🤣 Try to get through doorways then.
LOL Iit is that one
mr. steal yo ostrich
Dare you to wear that to Nashville Mallory 😂
I’m not buying that.
I’d buy it for you if you wear it!
My experience is those costumes typically don’t work the best if you’re tall. One of the big reasons I’m curious about the guys getting ready. I think they might both be hilariously too tall for the costumes.
🤣😂
Don’t tempt me. 🤣. I’m a notorious impulse buyer of anything nostrich related
🤣 Are you going to be at Nostrville?
I think at some point I have to do some fiat mining sadly…I was just out in Charlotte last week at HODLween so I had to pick between the Nostr events… lame I know
Well Nostrasia looks like it will be amazing!
I just wish I could be both places or they were spread out a bit further between the two. So many nostriches, so little time 😅
Nostrville is basically for everyone in the states who couldn’t swing a trip to Japan right now.
Yeah, that’s pretty much me. See y’all in #nostrville!
Ugh. I wanted to go. And yes it does.
Its happening
🤣😂🤣😅
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Fakkkk 🤓🤝
To be fair I tried to explain it in the simplest most retarded way possible. I purposefully didn’t use big wards. 😂🤣💀
when you make this many sounds in a row with your mouth hole, it makes me uncomfortably
#tardstr
