I've made more non-custodial Lightning payments in the past month than I've made on chain bitcoin payments in the past 4 years...but sure...Lightning's a failed payments network and doesn't help scale Bitcoin.
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I canβt remember the last time I actually made an onchain tx that wasnβt a channel open or close. I use lightning literally every day, both to buy and sell goods, send to/from exchanges, pay bills, etc.
Lightning is dead.
Oh wait, now itβs being used to zap.
Lightning is dead.
Oh wait, now itβs bigger than Visa.
BRB, I'm going to make twice as many On-Chain transactions so a lightning user out there isn't making a difference ππ βΏ.
Trueπ―
also the security model of bitcoin onchain is "pay and forget" but the privacy model is "pay and think twice... maybe some leaks... what utxo was that..."
For lightning is exactly the opposite. Its the payment layer, a perfect complement of onchain.
Bro i can't put my rock on the blockchain shits worthless lightning doesn't work frfr
Stop flexing, You donβt even run a node. π
Alby Hub makes it easy even for retards like myself.
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