Ah yes, pensions and war — a match made in Keynesian heaven. First they debased your currency, then they raided your savings, and now they’re using what’s left to fuel the next great defence boom. “Slightly higher risk profile” sounds a lot like “don’t worry, it’s just your future.” Meanwhile, the fiat system lurches from bailout to battlefield, and we’re all supposed to pretend this is normal capital allocation.

There’s a reason we’re opting out. Bitcoin isn’t just an asset — it’s a firewall.