If you keep ⚡️ing me I’m gonna start posting pictures of my feet.

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There will be more zaps ⚡️… going to wait til the sun goes down though, Mr. Big 🐸

When the sun goes down is the best time 🌝

Yall about to make a post about my feet the most ⚡️d note in damus.

Well…on the bright side. My wife was right. I am #babechain material.

Ok, show us your 🐸 feet! 🐶🐾😂⚡️🫡

You fuckers.

😂

Good stacks to fuel your zapping ability

Do it

Ngl I rlly wanna see this (not being weird, just curious)

I think you lost @jack with this one…

well it’d sorta be worth it, this frogs feet might be the highlight of my time here

What is happening here.. 👀⚠️☢️⚠️🧐

I don’t know, chilling . 🐶🐾😎

LOL.. this is not chill.. this is New Glaciation era. ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️

OK. If you’ve all got it out of your system raise your hand.

I’m personally out of sats 🤣💜

Raid your leg, you mean 🐶🐾❓⁉️😂🤣

JP is getting bombarded with girth

👀 oops 🤭

Girthy zaps are good zap karma

SiZe does matter ⚡️

Always.

NOT NECESSARILY…. Hrm it’s how you use your zaps that matters!

True 🌝

But word on the street is that’s what dudes with little zaps say

I have very little zaps 😢 I wish it would grow

I think I’m safe again. Deploying back.

#[9]​ be patient bc…maths.

Let me help you with math, 🐸🐶🐾🤣⚡️☢️⚡️

I love that you ⚡️d me back on the game post 🐸 🤣🤣

I’m a calculating degenerate. What can I say 😂.

At least this way if nobody up-zaps Owen he won’t be too sad

But pretty sure it also means there will be some zap firebombs in your future. When you least expect it

Holy smokes ⚡️💣

Please tell me if I was way off in the return of precious sats to your wallets.

Except you #[5]​. You psychopathic monster. I’m keep yours. 😂

Yes, it had an extra 69 sats, and I can’t have that happening 💜

😂 I think we’re square homie

Meaning I have some zaps to unload on you while you’re performing some kind of high pressure surgery or something

Imagine finding out your Doc is somewhere sending 69’s on their phone, while they are sick 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love you buddy 💜

If my doctor was doing that, he’d have a customer for LIFE

For the American healthcare system there would be a “Zap for help” button by the patient’s bedside.

Ran out of sats? Too bad 💜

The zap would be assisted suicide billed in installments.

Zaps for morphine? I missed the whole Silk Road thing but kinda sounds like that 😬

Fun times ahead 💜🫠

You’d be surprised about what docs do in their spare time… especially surgeons, gotta keep an eye on them

Yeah, right #[7]​ 👀

#[8]​ is right. Surgeons are a special breed of degenerates.

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Go go

I dare you degenerates to get this to 7 digits.

I will be zapping it all back btw.

I’m dry💜

Lol, thanks #[1]​ for being on the right side! I think this 🐸 is 🔥 🐸😂🤣😂🐶🐾🫡😎⚡️☢️⚡️🐸🍗

He’ll wake up a toad tomorrow

Agreed! 💜🫡🙏🙏

How to cook a 🐸:

1) Nuke ⚡️☢️⚡️

2) there is no step two 🐶🐾😂

🐶🐾⚡️☢️⚡️🫡

#[1]​ 🫂🐶🐾🫡

Here we go again…

My favorite method to boil frogs is the drip method.

Oh, that’s just evil 💜

I prefer firing up the grill 🫶

Oh good. Count me in

Ahhhhhhh the ⚡️69s⚡️ nooooooo

Gonna spam the 🐸 notifications harder than hellthread

#[7]​ crashed my wallet. That bastard.

I do what I can 😎

I’m gonna go send these back now if you give up…mkay.

Sorry was just pouring a glass of vino. Back to ⚡️ing 🖕🐸🥂

🤣🤣 Legend

What wine we having buddy? 💜👀

Got a nice little Sonoma Coast Chardonnay - not so heavy but good for a pre dinner sipper 🤙

Chardonnay pairs perfectly with 🐸

👀

Y tu doctor?

🫂💜🐸

Looks like #[5]​ gives up. @fish…ahhh damnit fuckin #[7]

Lol 🐶🐾🤣😂

Oh haiii

If I hadn’t misfired 400k to some random account that I couldn’t trace couple of days ago, this would all be different 🤣💜🫣

No #[7]​. It wouldn’t.

👀💜

You made some pleb (or random sh*tcoiner) very happy

Happens 🤷‍♂️💜

Hope they enjoy it 🫶

#[6]​ is one sadistic pleb.

Here you go 🐸🐶🐾🫡

You guys really are crazy and…degenerate 😂 …my secret is to zap the lights 💡 out of the 🐸 with an anonymous lightning tip ⚡️…rumor has it that he absolutely hates it and foams at the mouth upon receipt 😶‍🌫️… he is a loving 🐸 but needs to be tormented at appropriate levels..once he is tormented, you give him a big 🫂 and put him down for his nap 👶🏻 then do it all over again!!

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LFG! 🐶🐾🫡⚡️ captain! 🐶🐾🫡🫂🔥

🤫 😡