Puff Puff Paint the Origin Story

(To the best of my knowledge)

9 months ago I broke my leg in 4 places and popped my knee out of its socket. For the first couple months I had to rock an external fixation to keep my leg straight. Once the swelling went down it was time for the 2nd surgery where they removed the external fixation and put the hardware inside my leg. The second surgery was so fucking painful, I woke up screaming. They ended up putting me on a dilaudid drip for a day and prescribed me morphine and a whole bunch of other prescription drugs. While I was wasting away in the hospital the second night after that surgery, I joined a Nostr nest. I can’t remember who was all there but nostr:npub1mu9wmykl7qx5llk69axd3rvk0hzhdd25jsqtj2hmnzjpn2sxum6s8jjj0t was there and somehow translated my incoherent mumbles and for the next couple weeks encouraged me to host an art nest. He kept telling me it was my idea which I have no recollection of. Without New 1 there wouldn’t be a puff puff paint. He came up with the name & the first note and DMed it to me for me to post. The past year has been incredibly difficult for me and my wife nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz and Puff Puff Paint was a nice escape from our reality. nostr:note1efv2s5jxfr0d4jxzc2a2z7qyje4hs0snr8kntg5ue22j86d73slq6ertgs

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following... already knew of the legend of noshole but didn't know about the man behind the scenes... it's funny how that is... sometimes the woman is the front-man, sometimes the man is forward and the woman is in the shadows (with the exception of nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u and nostr:npub1hu3hdctm5nkzd8gslnyedfr5ddz3z547jqcl5j88g4fame2jd08qh6h8nh who both seem to be out front together

anyhow, thanks for the story, and i hope it continues to progress

That’s because I’m a loud ass bitch

my favourite kind of lady

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anyone who uses next.nostrudel.ninja would be seeing a change that nostr:npub1ye5ptcxfyyxl5vjvdjar2ua3f0hynkjzpx552mu5snj3qmx5pzjscpknpr made to use the first 6 hex digits of pubkeys as a colour outline to help reduce impersonations... i thought it was his idea... he thought it was my idea... lol! maybe i was not in my normal mind also at the time haha

Collaboration 🤜🤛

synergy: together we are better

6 digits spaced apart throughout the key would work better - first 6 hex digits means if your vanity key had the mleku in the beginning, any impersonator generating npub1mleku would get your mleku AND your colors

(Making it 8 or 10 digits would also make it exponentially harder to crack)

takes about 4 days to make 5 characters like my npub

each additional character is probably 100x as long, for example you can mine a 3 character string in about 5 minutes maybe, 4 character in a few hours

the thing is that the pubkey is a hella amount of calculation to check for a pattern on top of the secret... i'm not sure if there is some way to fragment them, like, to use the EC group but make it a dual key split out of two keys, and then how do you compute a signature from that? is it going to use the root key raw bytes with the secondary key raw bytes?

i have not looked into how one can do this, the general idea would be that based on a master pubkey, anyone can compute a valid child subkey, and so on, this would make it possible for someone to send you a message to a key you have the secret for without it having ever been used before and without needing an interactive protocol to generate it

if i remember correctly, the secp256k1 group has an interesting property that if i have a secret somewhere in a chain of HD keys, it is much cheaper for me to reverse the derivation of at least the first upstream key, and then once you have that you can eventually get the root

so even if it is theoretically possible, non-interactive derivative key generation could have some serious security pitfalls on the path

Hopefully next year everything will go upwards for you guys 🤗

2025 is gonna be the year!

I had no idea too. I suffered an injury similar (tibia in 4 places, tore ankle, knee and hip up, broken nose, chipped teeth). If you have any questions or need any help with recovery please also reach out ✌️🫂🤝🫶

Well you shouldnt have been trying to do wheelies in a shopping cart in the first place