The ER interrogates you. Like, are you sure ma’am? Because we need to ask you this repeatedly in 12 different ways because we will never believe you. Please pee in a cup so we can settle this. You’re a liar. 🤥
Discussion
If the urine analysis is negative:
“We didn’t find anything, but here’s an iv with fluids, Zofran, and morphine. Goodbye”
Damn, that’s good treatment. “Ma’am would you like some torradol?”
Nope. That will do nothing 😜
Also, never go to the ER in an Oxford House sweatshirt. Nurses are dicks. 😜