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The ER interrogates you. Like, are you sure ma’am? Because we need to ask you this repeatedly in 12 different ways because we will never believe you. Please pee in a cup so we can settle this. You’re a liar. 🤥
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Noshole 1y ago

If the urine analysis is negative:

“We didn’t find anything, but here’s an iv with fluids, Zofran, and morphine. Goodbye”

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MAKE SONGS LONGER 1y ago

Damn, that’s good treatment. “Ma’am would you like some torradol?”

Nope. That will do nothing 😜

Also, never go to the ER in an Oxford House sweatshirt. Nurses are dicks. 😜

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Noshole 1y ago

Hahaha I have had so many torradol shots it’s not even funny. It works for some things, kind of like a fancy/longer lasting advil

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MAKE SONGS LONGER 1y ago

Exactly. My liver laughs at it